Single on Valentine's Day? Or not? Funsies!!

Yaaaay--it's Valentine’s Day! That's great, because you have that super awesome and amazing boyfriend/girlfriend who just treats you like a King/Queen and is surely gonna shower you with chocolates, poems and candlelight, right? No? Cool! Me either.

Oh well--I might not have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now, but I have lots of funny (an embarrassing) stories of my exes! Who wants to hear em? Cuz I know I sure wanna hear yours!

Feel free to be as naughty as you like, but PLEASE--Keep this light hearted...this isn't the swap to vent about how you caught your ex-husband in bed with your sister! This is the swap to tell us how you caught your ex scratch his butt and then sniff his fingers. Bwaah ha haaa! You can be G rated if that's your style, but please don't sign up if some sexy talk or kinda gross stuff offends you.

In other words: Adults only--maturity wise, not age. ;)

You'll have 3 partners, so we're going to keep this in the USA only to save on postage [but as always, feel free to bite my style and make your own international swap]

You can write your anecdotes on looseleaf, stationary, greeting cards, notecards....shoot, on the back of a picture of your ex. Just try to incorporate the Valentine's theme. It should be at least a good paragraph long, but there is no maximum.

This is a Type 2 craft, but feel free to send a little something extra to your partners, stickers for example (this is totally optional if your partner only sends a note, they have fulfilled their end of the deal and deserve a 5!)

If you can't commit, don't sign up please! I can angel, but I really shouldn't have to--this is supposed to be fun for you AND your partners.

New swappers welcome, and there's no minimum rating, but I will do a quick check up and ban swappers who resemble a rotten tomato. If you've had some issues in the past but are on the straight and narrow now, please message me before joining and we'll see if we can't work something out.

And lastly, be sure to get your swap out by the send date (February 8th) so that your partners will be able to get a good chuckle when they need it most!