Jinglish from a memo

I can't swap at the moment, but in looking over the HUGE memo swap I just got in the mail, I was reading aloud some of the stoooopid phrases on them to the wife and I thought, A HA! A swap I can do!

SO! You're going to look through your memos and pick 5 that tickle you for whatever reason to share with your partners. As this is a totally brainless swap, partners will equal the number of people who join (unless we get more than 20, which I doubt.)

Example, in front of me at this second: We love cute heart. The girls falls in love and becomes beautiful.

Beat that! lol

Shall we include the "name" of the memo it came from? lemme know.