Completely Inappropriate Postcard Swap #69

I asked @AnnieMaxine if I could host this. I love these swaps and need a good laugh every now and then!!! Like the last ones, you will have one partner in which you will send an inappropriate postcard to. Preferred way is naked. But, if you live somewhere that doesn't see inappropriateness as funny, by all means let us know so your partner can send yours in an envelope!!!

You can buy your card at a store, make it yourself, or anything else you can think of to be oh so inappropriate!!! Remember that if yours is handmade it must be able to be sent through those stupid sorting machines (the ones that always seem to eat the postcard) and come out in one piece!!

We are all adults here. So, please send on time. If something should come up, please communicate with your swap partner. If you must rate a 3 or a 1, please try to resolve the situation before doing so. I will check profiles and remove anyone which may be questionable. I will angel if necessary. But, most of all, HAVE FUN!!!!