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GASP: RPS
Group:Galactic Association of Silly Persons
Swap Coordinator:rngstgstll (contact)
Swap categories: Random Items 
Number of people in swap:2
Location:International
Type:Type 2: Flat mail
Last day to signup/drop:March 27, 2014
Date items must be sent by:April 18, 2014
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

GASPees: Quick! Your mission is to grab a RPS (random piece of shit) from your collection of random things, recycling box, mail box, whatever, and mail it to your partner. Such an object might be junk mail, the back of a cereal carton, a coaster, a flattened tin can, a broken necklace, a wing nut, a broken tea strainer that you stomped on, portrait of your ex, or a gorgeous piece of art. As you can see, this is described as FLAT MAIL. Of course it is perfectly fine to send something more 3-dimensional if you wish, but flat and lightweight is just fine. No effort other than the effort of letting go of the RPS (see my explanation on the forums) is required.

Sender's choice as to the RPS. Sender's choice as to embellishment, graffiti, writing, etc., containing references to doo-doo, boop, outhouses, toilets, WCs, thrones, etc., on the RPS. Actual excrement should not be sent through the mail. That would be COMPLETELY inappropriate, unsanitary, etc. Please DO write "DooDooSwap" and your username on the object sent or on something in the envelope, if you send the RPS in an envelope. Sender's choice as to whether you write an explanation of your RPS or none. Let's get our RPS together and swap!

***Serious thinking behind ridiculous swap: only accessible to secret agents of GASP in forum thread "thread for other silly things" ***

I will check to make sure that all swappers are RPS worthy and meet requirements for swapping RPS. I have plenty of RPS around here to angel for the entire group, I am pretty sure of that! I even found some glittery RPS for folks who like pretty RPS, so I can even profile base my RPS (not required for swap).

Discussion

rngstgstll 03/15/2014 #

Hearts for really good RPS, of course. By the way, if you want me to change the swap photo to Unicorn Poop, please PM me.

rngstgstll 03/16/2014 #

Oh, boy, just found some GREAT RPS today, but you will never know what they are unless you sign up, right? Some are even SPARKLY like Unicorn Poop!

crescendo 03/19/2014 #

I made that cake for my sister once. It was one of the tastiest cakes I've eaten actually.

rngstgstll 03/20/2014 #

Did you use tootsie rolls for the poop? Ugh, it has tasty ingredients but really does look unappetizing!

crescendo 03/20/2014 #

yes, melted tootsie rolls. Nummeh.

crescendo 03/21/2014 #

OMG, it took me a week and ten times reading this to finally figure out what RPS means. HA!! I am slooooowwwww sometimes.

crescendo 03/21/2014 #

HAHA it took me a week and about ten times reading this over and over to finally figure out PS = POS. HAHAHA! I am sloooowww sometimes.

rngstgstll 03/22/2014 #

:) See forum post -- I see this as a very Zen sort of swap, really.

rngstgstll 03/22/2014 #

Clarification: I wasn't sure that I could use the S-word on Swap-Bot. RPS equals random piece of poop, substitute a word beginning in s for poop.

crescendo 03/22/2014 #

Bwahaha I just now saw the Unicorn Poop cookies. Those are awesomely delicious looking.

rngstgstll 03/22/2014 #

Or ... it COULD stand for Random Poopy Swap -- thanks, crescendo!

Star7Lily 03/22/2014 #

I don't get it? PS=POS? I am slower... Shrugs

Anyhoo, may i ask these random poopy things...:/ are we talking stuff like the belly button tickler or the nipple duster my big brother gave our grandmother for christmas back in the seventies? She chased him round the yard shrieking, lol. Or do you mean real turd like offerings ...but i neglect to see what an old tea strainer has to do with doodoo? I am dumb, aren't I? I know i ought to get it but i am in the dark, as it were. Call it cultural difference, lol

rngstgstll 03/22/2014 #

I keep being obtuse. Just whatever shit you have lying around that you think might be fun to send or let go of -- then draw something appropriate or inappropriate on it as you wish -- or not. Pretty low key. In a silly low key mood.

rngstgstll 03/23/2014 #

OK, just found some REALLY great RPS to send this weekend as I was forced to reorganize and purge my excess! You might just want to join, because I have fun and pretty and vintage and new and geeky and artistic and sporty RPS to share.

crescendo 03/27/2014 #

Holy cow, maybe you should extend the swap again to get more joiners since I am the only partner and I don't feel worthy of what you just described. Geesh compared to what I was going to send, now I feel some debilitating performance anxiety...

crescendo 03/28/2014 #

Boy, are you in for a load of crap!

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