LTAV obnoxious postcard (us) #1

For this swap you will send 1 offensive/obnoxious/rude/inappropriate/etc postcard naked to one partner. The postcard can be store bought, handmade, or altered.
This is senders choice, but it does need to be somehow obnoxious, think postcards you wouldn't be comfortable sending in a public swap.
On the back of the postcard you must do one of the following things:
a) doodle a nice little picture
b) tell a dirty joke that makes you smile
c) affix a picture of a bad pun or an animal butt

Please also note your user name and the swap name on the postcard.

This is usa only, if you want to host an international version let Miranda or I know and we'll promote you to officer, if you're already officer feel free to host whatever whenever.