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Art That Will Make You Wish You Were Dead

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Art That Will Make You Wish You Were Dead
Swap Coordinator:Deluxx (contact)
Swap categories: Art  Letters & Writing  Email 
Number of people in swap:7
Type:Type 1: Electronic
Last day to signup/drop:February 29, 2016
Date items must be sent by:May 21, 2016
Number of swap partners:10

When I found this article on Buzzfeed, I did LAUGH. I was INSPIRED. It made me want to CREATE this swap (which was actually @crescendo 's idea).

Stop now and read 22 Home Decor Pieces That Will Make You Wish You Were Dead before you continue to the swap requirements.

I've created a private Pinterest board featuring 25 "inspirational" art and home decor accessories. Your mission: Write the snarky commentary about the art. This is fairly open, so snark your heart out. The interpretation of how to snark is up to you. When you join the swap, I will send you the Pinterest link via email.

Swap requirement is to write snarky commentary for no fewer than 13 items from the board. Hearts for extras, hahaha. All participants will email all others, so the number of partners will depend on how many join. I will reset the number of partners as the deadline approaches (assuming SB lets me).

All Bucknuts Sasquatch alumnae and a few select hilarious swappers are invited to participate in this elite private swap. I really hope you'll join!


Rie60 02/24/2016 #

It's bomb BIGGITY...bomb Biggity...If you're going to destroy some urban slang by putting it on a pillow at least get it right.

rngstgstll 02/25/2016 #

I am not sure that I will have time for this swap as I am trying very hard to love EVERY moment and cherish EVERY memory ... I tried to embrace every possibility but a number of them have restraining orders out against me, which makes it a bit hard. Oh, well, I am cheerfully smiling with a cup of coffee in my hand and my largest pair of underwear on!! Sorry, what were we discussing?

RyeRye 02/26/2016 #

Man, I don't know if I have the time really..........and I'm not real computer saavy and a bad speller. Then there's my short attention span, depression over the presidential debates and well shit, I just dunno. I am tickled shitless and honored that I was included with the rest of the smart asses here though..............

MiRdLHWY43 02/27/2016 #

I'm technically challenged myself and vow to challenge myself technically. Thanks for the invite!

crescendo 02/27/2016 #

We are currently working on coming up with a unification theory on how everyone can submit their answers easily. We will add it to the swap description when we figure it out. I think we were very tired when we came up with the ide for the swap, lol.

Rie60 02/29/2016 #

Are you telling us you have not assigned partners YET!?!?!?<----------

Rie60 02/29/2016 #

I have to say...this is far beyond the due due date....snicker

rngstgstll 02/29/2016 #

It's the Ides of Leap Year, maybe. Et tu Brutus and all that?

rngstgstll 02/29/2016 #

Or was that double double toil and trouble?

MiRdLHWY43 03/ 1/2016 #

Partners are gifts from God that make you smile to look pretty.

Rie60 03/ 1/2016 #
  • a tear falls* Your prettiness extends beyond your smile or your hair or your teeth. Your prettiness is truly inside your guts.
crescendo 03/ 1/2016 #

Your prettiness contains undigested corn.

MiRdLHWY43 03/ 2/2016 #

Cornpoo is a dream which we can all strive to achieve.

Rie60 03/ 4/2016 #

...and when we achieve it...lets all embrace it. Not like...literally, but you know figuratively. Or literally, if you're into that. Either way.

Rie60 03/ 4/2016 #

Am i missing this? WHERE THE HELL IS MY PINTREST PAGE!!!???? <---interrobang

Rie60 03/ 4/2016 #

I believe that everyone in this swap- who isn't in BS needs to be let in so they can read what we have on the front of our group page because i am telling you- classic comedy- serious.

HoneyBadger 03/ 4/2016 #

Don't bug me. I'm embracing the dream of my cornpoo.

crescendo 03/ 4/2016 #

Rie did you find the Pinterest link in your email?

MiRdLHWY43 03/ 9/2016 #

Good, I'm not the only slacker here. My old pinterest page has gone missing so I created a new one, CREATE! Now lets see if it's my DESTINY to actually be able to do this right. JUST BREATHE!

crescendo 03/11/2016 #

ok beeotches, I sent my swap to you all in email so let me know if you did not get it.

Rie60 03/14/2016 #

wait- what do i do? i have no pintrest page (coddle me...coddle me...)

Rie60 03/18/2016 #

Guys- so sorry Im so late- you know thats not my way- I've got some bronchitis that is kicking my ass. But told my daughter to prop me up beside the computer tomorrow and i will get it done. With this illness, the cure is WAY worse than the disease...no details...just think Goatse.

Rie60 03/20/2016 #

ok! I got it- I think- let me know if anyone doesn't get it

Deluxx 03/20/2016 #

I extended the deadline, because I can. So there. Sorry you were suffering, Rie, BUTT I'd rather not think Goatse.

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