QUICK Swaps: Top ten- I SWEAR! part 1

Hi everyone!

Since the retirement of David Letterman, I've missed the TOP 10 lists he did each night, so I wanted to host a series of TOP 10 swaps.

For this swap you will create a TOP 10 list for your partner. You will write this list on a postcard of your choosing and send it naked.

Here are the item specifics:

You will create a TOP 10 list based on the writing prompt given.

You will have ONE partner.

You will write (legibly) on the postcard or run it through a printer. The recipient must be able to READ the list.

You will send it through the mail naked. Perplex that mail carrier!

Make sure your name, swapbot ID and swap name are on the card.

This week's writing prompt is TOP 10 foreign swears.

For this swap, you will use ANY language and send your partner some vocabulary enhancing nouns, verbs, or adjectives. You may choose to share your favorite exotic curse, pick funny curse words in other languages, or just your favorite and translate it. Just the ten words and the language it is, so your partner can look it up. You can choose to include a translation and pronunciation, but that is up to you. By language, it can be a language spoken on any nerdy TV show or movies I'm inclined to watch (Klingon, Vulcan, etc).

Next week, we will do part two and swap complete phrases.

Here are the swap specifics:

You will need to send and rate your partner promptly. If you encounter any issues, you need to contact your swap partner and myself BEFORE the send by date.

Since this is a sender's choice swap, you can start right away and create your list, but remember:

If you receive a TOP 10 postcard, with the list correctly completed, sent naked, with note identifying the sender and the swap, postmarked by the send by date - you will rate a five.

You need to have a well filled out profile no recent RESOLVABLE ones or threes.

Vetting my swap: Since this is a newbie swap, I will accept unrated swappers. However, I reserve the right to ban any swappers that I wish. If I ban you, I am open to creating a private swap. This DOES NOT MEAN I am open to being repeatedly emailed if I choose not to do so.

It is my desire to create a fun, SAFE, type 2 swap with a humorous component.

I will angel, after you have communicated with your partner and rated a 1.

Please create, send on time, mark your swap sent, and rate promptly, ALL are your swap RESPONSIBILITIES.