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mpu: what the hell?

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Swap Coordinator:oblivionspin (contact)
Swap categories:
Number of people in swap:4
Location:Regional - usa
Type:Type 3: Package or craft
Last day to signup/drop:October 5, 2016
Date items must be sent by:October 26, 2016
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

The premise for this swap is incredibly simple. It really is.
It is sender's choice and your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to send something that will make your partner say "what the hell?"

Do not send something that will make your partner say:
"eh, I expected this." or "ew oh my god that's just fucked up"
aim for a gentle bemused confusion.

yes:
a bit of mail art depicting something just really weird.
a baby doll sent just naked through the post
a parcel that looks really official but just has a photo of a rubber duck inside.
a ransom style note saying something kinda creepy (you smell nice when you sleep, etc)

no:
a letter written in pee
toes of your enemy
moldy potatoes
anything illegal.

use your imagination, if the thought of sending it makes you giggle a little, you're golden.
OH and a good rule of thumb- when sending anything naked through the post photograph it first in case it goes m.i.a.
Have fun!

Discussion

BelfryBat 09/29/2016 #

You're just being silly, Met - pee is much to light to make a good ink.

And of course I'm not going to send the toes of my enemies! It was a lot of effort to get them, I'm not gonna just give them away willy nilly!

oblivionspin 09/29/2016 #

Chriss, I was assuming the pee would be gathered from the house gnomes locked in our basements and kept dehydrated just for this purpose. Obviously.

Good on you for your toe collection though, cherish it forever. I'd like to start a nose collection but I just don't have that many enemies these days. It's rough.

JeanetteC 09/30/2016 #

@oblivionspin You make the best swaps....I feel like a stalker!

oblivionspin 09/30/2016 #

don't feel stalkery, I love the regulars at MPU. Without you guys keeping tabs and joining in on the fun stuff it'd get pretty dull in here.

BelfryBat 10/ 1/2016 #

You've been away from the Pacific Northwest too long - research shows that house gnomes are no longer a sustainable resource. Yeti bile is much more eco friendly and doesn't require the long dehydration process. Do you hate our planet?

oblivionspin 10/ 1/2016 #

I admit I may be behind the times. Much as I try to keep tabs on all the green and crunchy advancements of the PNW by skimming the Stranger online, I do admit I only skim it. I wonder if I will be ok running my house gnome a little while longer, the dehydration process has been a breeze what with the drought and all and my current house really doesn't have the proper yeti bedding faculties. I guess I'll put another call into the maintenance hotline and see what they can do, wish I had realized yesterday when they were out exorcising my smoke detectors.

BelfryBat 10/ 1/2016 #

Lets get married and have weird little babies. Lol!

oblivionspin 10/ 1/2016 #

We're going to have a swap-bot wedding!
I wonder if that has happened yet... I bet a wedding between swappers would have fantastic invitations.

oblivionspin 10/ 6/2016 #

XD I tried to mail my thing and it doesn't fit through the mail slot by my mailboxes. I am going to have to schedule a damn package pickup for this dumb little thing.

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