SWL ~ Pun on a Postcard March

I'm always on the lookout for a good pun. For this swap, you will send one postcard with a lovely pun on the back of it. Postcards must be sent naked through the mail. Postcards are also sender's choice. Pretty easy right?

For this swap, postcards must be store bought.

I check profiles before I assign partners. This means that I check dashboards, ratings, and comments. I will angel this swap if needed but you will be missing out on a chance to make your self snort-laugh and that's just sad.