Weird Stamps on a Weird Postcard

Weird, weird, weird! Send one weird store-bought postcard to one partners. What's a weird postcard? Anything you think is strange, or odd, or makes you think, 'wtf?' or maybe just something you don't see very often. This is not the swap for tourist cards! Use similarly weird stamps... they can look strange or just be atypical to your country at the time (maybe some stamps from an old collection, etc). Use your imagination! Write anything you like on the card but if you want to stick with the theme and write something weird that you heard or something weird you can do (let's keep it PG please!) then go ahead, you get extra cool points for really getting into the theme!

Rules:
- Store-bought cards only. Why? Because it's probably pretty easy to make a weird looking card!
- Naked cards, no envelopes!
- Newbies welcome with fluffy profile. (That's my cute way of saying it should be filled out with some actual thought, not just a couple of lines to get you by.) All others swappers must have a 4.9 rating.

I'm giving about a week from sign-up to mail deadline (which is atypical of my swaps) because it will be getting close to holiday time and things come up and get busy.

So! To review!: Weird card, weird stamps, one partner. Those are the requirements! Let's go!