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Questions:

1. Do you think cellphones cause cancer?

2. Are cellphone users more likely to get into car accidents?

3. Do cellphones interfere with a plane’s navigation equipment?

4. Are cellphones immune to computer viruses?

5. Can using a cellphone at a gas station spark a fire?

6. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman?

7. What is it about football that makes people watch it?

8. What is the best show on TV?

9. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker? Why?

10. What do you think is overrated?

11. What is underrated?

12. Can spiders ump?

13. Did you interpret that as jump, hump, bump, or other?

14. What’s the matter with adults today?

15. Have you ever worked “off the books”?

16. Have you ever worked a 9-5? If not, do you think you ever will?

17. Do you think men or women make better bosses?

18. Do you believe people should move up through a company or that higher up positions should be filled with people hired from outside of the company?

19. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job?

20. When I go into a store why does it seem like no one knows anything about what they are selling?

21. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kind of shuffle along like zombies?

22. Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it into the store in the first place?

23. When did or when will you graduate from college?

24. When will Eminem stop whining about his bad childhood and move on?

25. I am drug free, are you?

26. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either?

27. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way?

28. Maybe there is a different way for everyone?

29. What do you think of the song ‘Imagine’?

30. Can you think of any reason I might have written this, other than I am bored and have too much time on my hands?

31. What is the purpose of art?

32. How about movies?

33. Music?

34. Do you think that anything has lost its value because it’s become too “commercial”? What?

35. Have you ever been promoted?

36. Fired?

37. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname?

38. What parts of your body are shaved?

39. What is a peachclam?

40. What is the American dream?

41. Is it the same as your dream?

42. Do you need to be right all the time?

43. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockefeller Center in NYC of a falling woman. It was designed in memorial to those who either leapt or fell to their deaths from the World Trade Center on 9/11. People complained that it was grotesque, inappropriate, and some described it as not being art. What do you think?

44. It was taken down early because it was deemed “offensive”. What do you think about that?

45. The artist, Eric Fischl, said in a statement “It was a sincere expression of the deepest sympathy for the vulnerability of the human condition. Both specifically towards the victims of September 11th and towards humanity in general.” Are people just too sensitive? Or maybe people are NOT sensitive ENOUGH to the idea that others may have different views from them (or the majority)?

46. Should these different, opposing, or offensive views be allowed to be expressed freely and openly?

47. Why or why not?

48. What letter’s sound do you like the best?

49. What is one movie character you identify with and why?

50. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching?

51. Why is everyone so obsessed with superheroes?

52. What cliches do you hear overused the most?

53. Do you handle inconveniences well?

54. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan?

55. Is a promise a big deal?

56. What is your place in the universe?

57. Once some scientists dug up a wooly mammoth that had been frozen in ice. The mammoth was still completely whole, no signs of rot or fossilization. The scientists in question decided to have a posh dinner party where they served roast wooly mammoth steaks, the rarest meat in the world. If you were invited, would you have eaten it?

58. What are three things you DON’T want to know?

59. It seems to me that a lot of people don’t value their lives or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is?’

60. Are you like that?

61. Do you celebrate the harvest moon?

62. Why does so much depend

    Upon a red wheelbarrow

    Glazed with rain water

    Beside the white chickens?

63. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike?

64. Do you think that in THIS world being creative is a handicap? Why or why not?

65. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movies? What movies?

66. Do you believe in a collective unconscious? (That people are like onions… the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you do the more similar we all are)

67. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated?

68. Are you very critical of others?

69. Yourself?

70. Is there such a thing as expecting too much?

71. Would you rather take an hour lunch break or skip lunch and get out of work early?

72. Do you believe that happiness is equal to… Fakeness? Shallowness? Joy? Something good that happens? An attitude you have inside you no matter what happens?

73. Can you control your emotions?

74. Have you ever tried?

75. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and don’t have any major problems this far into the pregnancy. Would you consider taking a flight from the United Kingdom to Germany, which is about an hour long, without a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out early?

76. How long does it take you to jog a mile?

77. Word association: Twilight... Garden... Warm... Stars... Crash... Mold... Gold... Green... Lush

78. Picture a triangle. What color is it?

79. Picture a square, what color is it?

80. Picture a circle, what color is it?

81. Why do you think you saw these shapes as the color they were?

82. What things are endless?

83. Are you ever subtle?

84. Since we don’t know when we will die we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number of times at that. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood… Some afternoon that is so deeply part of your being that you can’t conceive of your life without it?

85. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise?

86. “How can we appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless?” - Paul Bowles, excerpt from The Sheltering Sky

87. Do you never have an ordinary day?

88. Do you embrace every single thing you’ve never known?

89. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist?

90. Can stress be good sometimes?

91. Write something random

92. Are you a musical snob?

93. Are you a film snob?

94. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat?

95. Do you have everything you need to be happy? If not, what is missing?

96. Would you take a casually dropped “maybe I should just kill myself” as a warning sign?

97. What does the word ‘ironic’ mean? Can you give an example of an ironic situation?

98. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way?

99. Have you ever been on the edge of the night?

100. Do you feel oppressed in some way?

101. Who do you think shot JFK? Martin Luther King? Why do you think they got shot?

102. Are you aware that although about 14% of the American population is black, that 70% of the people in jail in America are black? Why do you think that is and what conclusion can you draw based on this?

103. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression?

104. What do you think of the character (muppet) on Sesame Street that has AIDs and should this kind of theme be explored in children’s television?

105. Are you dyslexic?

106. Can you construct a bong out of: Household objects? An apple? Your cat?

107. Star Wars, Star Trek, or Stargate?

108. Windows or Mac?

109. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them?

110. How many phallic symbols can you think of?

111. Would you buy tickets to see the top ten American Idols sing live?

112. A bird may love a fish, but where would they live?

113. Are you a hologram or misfit?

114. How are you oriented sexually?

115. Do you agree with the people who say everyone is bisexual even if they don’t want to admit it?

116. If you were the only human on the planet of apes would you have sex with an ape?

117. If you are making out with someone with the intent of having “relations” and you reach down and find a tail instead of legs do you sleep with them?

118. Does Superman wear kryptonite condoms?

119. Do you know exactly where you are?

120. Do you know the meaning of it all?

121. Do you know the distance to the sun?

122. Do you know the echo that is love?

123. Do you believe that you are: Extraordinary? Blessed? Cursed? Won?

124. What are you doing this weekend?

125. Do you believe that black people deserve reparations for their previous enslavement?

126. Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression?

127. What is a quagmire?

128. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy?

129. Are you a big fish in a small pond?

130. Would you like to read an entire novel written in a stream of consciousness format?

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