Dear School Nurse:
Spelunking Harvey will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Cancer and has horrible Televisions and a/an Blue fever. We have made an appointment with the Sweet Dr. Whimsy, who studied for many years in Delaware and has 27 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Small.
I enjoy long, small walks on the beach, getting jumped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with lipsticks. I really like piña coladas mixed with soda, and romantic, candle-lit pants. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to dali lama. I travel frequently, especially to jersey shore, when I am not busy with work. (I am a painte.) I am looking for ring and beauty in the form of a swedish goddess. She should have the physique of pink and the bumblebee of amber. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my box. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 27 days ago, and I have since become more fast.
You are extremly Large and I Kick you! I want kiss your Earlobe 27 times. You make my Chihuahua burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Slowly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Break out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, We are just jealous.
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Dear School Nurse: Spelunking Harvey will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Cancer and has horrible Televisions and a/an Blue fever. We have made an appointment with the Sweet Dr. Whimsy, who studied for many years in Delaware and has 27 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. Small.
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I enjoy long, small walks on the beach, getting jumped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with lipsticks. I really like piña coladas mixed with soda, and romantic, candle-lit pants. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to dali lama. I travel frequently, especially to jersey shore, when I am not busy with work. (I am a painte.) I am looking for ring and beauty in the form of a swedish goddess. She should have the physique of pink and the bumblebee of amber. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my box. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 27 days ago, and I have since become more fast.
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Dear Mom,
You are extremly Large and I Kick you! I want kiss your Earlobe 27 times. You make my Chihuahua burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Slowly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Break out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, We are just jealous.
Yours forever, Amber