What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. Newbie Friendly Profile Joke #1

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

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My wife told me to a take a spider out instead of killing it. We got a couple drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

-Eva

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.