story of your life #2

This will be a swap requiring you to write a story telling about the story of your life. I figured I enjoyed the first one, might as well do it again

there will be NO minimum or maximum page requirements on this swap. if you only have one page, fine, and if you have 12 million pages, well, you must have lead an interesting life

*This will be an international swap *newbies are more than welcome with reference *rating of 4.7 or above please *you will be assigned to 2 partners in this swap *this is a POSTAL mail swap, not email!!!