Funny Postcards R1

Thank you to the lovely @Mugsie for letting me copy her awesome swap!

This round will be using Romance books. So pull out your most loved or most hated romance book and begin the challenge!

The Challenge: Write one paragraph on the postcard made up of sentences from different pages of a romance book.

First sentence is -page 25- line 7....

Second sentence is -page 88- line 23...

Third sentence is -page 178- line 30...

Forth sentence is -page 230- line 10…

-Sender's choice on postcards. (You can start right away since the postcard is sender's choice.)

-Four sentences=one paragraph.

-Please remember to include your username and swap title anywhere on the postcard and the title of the book.

-Rate a 5 even if you don't care for the type of postcard as long as the challenge has been completed.

If you have unresolved 1's or seem questionable, I reserve the right to ban you from this swap. Rate a 5 for receiving and a 1 if you haven't (there should be no reason for a 3 rating). I would like this swap to go effortlessly for all involved and will do what I can to prevent flakers. I will angel if necessary--just message me.