CIS: Bawdy Limerick on a PostCard

Let's kick off the new year in an inappropriate way - by swapping naughty limericks!

I like poetry and I like to laugh and I'm not always well-behaved. This swap hits all those buttons.

Find a risque limerick - there are thousands online; I've a got a book of them - and put it on a postcard. Hopefully a very inappropriate postcard. If you don't have one, find one. If you can't find one, make one. Send it to your partner naked. You'd probably better do it at night so you don't get caught.

Have some good laughs while you're choosing that special literary gem with which to favor your partner.

And shame on you.