Adult Colouring page

We've all heard of the adult colouring phenomenon. In the last year, everyone and their dog seems to have created an adult colouring book.

The catch? They're not "adult" for the most part. It seems that the adult portion means each photo is broken up into eleventy billion tiny marks that you colour in individually. Now, I'm all for that, but not for this swap.

For this swap we're going inappropriate. Swear words, rude gestures, nudity, anything that's in the "adult" category counts. If you have a colouring book that fits the bill, feel free to grab a page from it. If not, I'll link some free printable options below.

Editing May 10 Yes, you may use a colouring page of your own design. Also, size requirement MINIMUM is 5"x7" although you may certainly go larger.

Colour it in as well as you want, and mail it to your partner. Given these aren't pieces we'd want to frame, folding it and mailing it in a standard envelope is fine.

Play nice, don't flake. I reserve the right to ban anyone I want from the swap, for any reason. I don't expect to need to thoough.