Mr Bean’s Christmas 🎄

I just had a dorky idea for this swap. I love Mr. Bean's Christmas, where the main character (played by Rowan Atkinson) is like the most frugal/cheapskate host for Christmas you have ever seen. I would like you to send your partner a Christmas wish with an ornament or utensil, a basicly worthless item BUT with a great story of how to put this item to use. (For instance, a single unused staple, but with a step by step guide how to turn this into a... (fill in the blank yourself).

To make it worth everyone's while, please write the explanation and your grudgy Christmas wishes into a decent, store bought Christmas card. Don't forget to add your Swap-Bot name and the name of the swap.

I am going to make this a type 2 swap, because it's mostly about the fun element. But feel free to send more, as long as you rate your partner fairly.

I hope allowing flat mail will lower the threshold to join this swap!! Have fun!!