FLL: Letter from Your Pet

If your pet wrote a letter, what would they say?

For this swap, write from the perspective of your pet. If you don't have any, you're welcome to write as your favorite pet, or as a pet you wish you had. If you have more than one pet, you might have one that you'd prefer to write as, or maybe all the pets could take turns writing.

Dogs and cats are probably pretty easy (I know my sassy orange cat would have a lot to say), but less-mobile pets like guinea pigs or fish might be more of a challenge. If I were writing as a guinea pig, for example, I'd probably write about what he'd seen and heard going on in the house.

There's a lot of room for imagination, the only requirements are: (1) the letter should be written as if by your pet/s (past, present, or future), and (2) it should be the standard group length.