30 Random Nonsense Questions ( Email )

I was searching online for something fun wise to do via email and I came across a site with a ton of different questions with different titles. I hope you have a fun time, answering these questions. I know I will.

For this Email swap there is 3 partners and you will use the BCC in sending to partners. There are 30 questions to answer for this swap.

To join this swap, Esp. if a newbie( which are more than welcome) you must have at least 10 swaps of either Type 2 or Type 3 swaps. Rating must be 4.89 & higher. You have No recent 1's or 3's and you have always been right on time getting a swap out. I do not tolerate LATE sender's & also Flakers, sorry. Also, No Non-raters, or Double profilers are allowed in my swap!

I always check profiles as well, to ensure my swaps are safe from Flakers and I reserve the right to ban you. I do not allow Drama in my swaps. So please keep it nice. Thank you. Also, Please rate your partner a 5, if you get your swap. Thank you so much. As you all know by now, Please be sure to include Name of swap and Your name & User ID in your Email. Thanks so much.

Thanks so much for all who decide to join in.

• If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?

• If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?

• If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?

• Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?

• If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

• If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?

• If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?

• You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?

• Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?

• How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

• Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why?

• The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?

• What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a brand that sells wart removal cream?

• What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?

• During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?

• A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?

• You’ve been tossed into an insane asylum. What do you tell the people there to prove to them that you don’t belong inside?

• You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future?

• What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?

• Would you rather have a disease that makes you say every thought that ever crosses your mind, or a disease that makes you react very inappropriately to all the interactions that happen to you and around you?

• You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants?

• What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway?

• You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community?

• You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Who are they and where are you going?

• If you had three extra siblings, what would be your birth order and what personalities would you like them to have?

• You’ve been alone on a desert island for nearly a decade and you’re finally brought back to civilization. You’re handed the keys to the presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first – use the bathroom or sleep in the king-sized bed?

• You’re homeless and only have one choice of clothing – a tattered, oversized white shirt with very thin fabric and lots of holes, or an extremely tight flesh-colored set of underwear. What’ll it be?

• You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it?

• If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose?

• If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value.

• Bonus: If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing or if you swallow it, too?