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*****WARNING: READ THROUGH THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE ENTERING THIS SWAP TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBJECTIONS TO ANY OF THE QUESTIONS...THESE ARE JUST INTENDED TO BE FOR FUN!*****
I am certifiably addicted to swapbot....I love to see good ratings, but HATE to spend money! I also like those myspace/ facebook surveys that go around, so I've decided to start a string of email swaps that are fun, inexpensive, interesting, and will boost your ratings! So, to start...for this swap, you must answer all of the questions as truthfully as possible (and add explainations, not just yes and no answers), ready? Okay, let's go! (just copy and paste the sections below into the email and fill out!)
Experience life like a video game OR a movie?
Pee your pants in public OR hug a random person?
Hit every red light for the rest of your life OR always be wrong?
Be able to fly or hear other peoples thoughts?
Have a unibrow OR have a uniboob?
Have sex with a dozen lesbians OR have sex with your sister?
Pee a marble or Poop a bowling ball?
Kill a puppy OR Kill a middle-aged fat man?
Be 3ft tall OR be 9ft tall?
Have your eye fall out randomly OR have uncontrolable constant drool?
Have lice OR Athletes foot?
Sit on a book to know what it's about OR lick every page to find out?
The dog eat your birthday cake or lose your keys 3 days in a row?
Have a 12in. eyelash you can't pluck OR earlobe the size of a basketball?
Have saliva tasting like gasoline OR rubbing alcohol?
Get a bad tattoo OR have bad teeth?
Hair on your palms OR hair on your feet?
Find your soul mate but every time they spoke, they sounded like AC/DC OR be alone forever?
Be recognized for saving 500 people's lives or be voted the no. 1 sexiest person in your country?
Have an alarm clock that wakes you by slowly making your bed ice cold or an alarm clock that wakes you by shaking your bed violently?
Run into a wall or fall down the stairs?
Be a pirate or be a ninja?
Be the no. 1 entertainer for 4 years or be president of the U.S?
Walk on the ocean floor or jump to the moon with moonboots?
Be a superhero or be a super villan?
Be really creative or be really intelligent?
Be able to fly or be able to turn invisible?
Be super famous on YouTube or win 1 thousand dollars?
Have cookies and milk or juice and crackers?
Go without watching TV for 2 weeks or without a computer for 2 weeks?
Have a million friends that secretly hate you or have 1 best friend?
Live in hot weather for the rest of your life or cold weather for the rest of your life?
Take over the Playboy Mansion when Hugh Heffner dies or Win the Lottery?
Be a good singer or be a good dancer?
Be a famous singer or be a famous actor/actress?
Sleep with a celebrity of your choice or not have to work for 5 years?
Win 5 million dollars or find true love?
Live in a house on the water or live in a castle?
Be Jonny Depp's girlfriend or have Jonny Depp's salary?
Be the same age forever or live to 100?
Become famous for having a meltdown on YouTube or never become famous?
Have lived in the 8th century or be born in the year 3000? (If the world still exists then)
Be a mad scientist or a private invertigator?
Have rain for a year non-stop or have nothing but suns for a year non-stop?
Kill your own meal (meat) or become a vegetarian?
Get stuck in an elevator for 34 hours or gain 15 pounds?
Be too hot with all your clothes off or too cold with a winter coat on?
Be alergic to your favorite food or never find true love?
Be a dinosaur or be a penguin?
Be trapped in a haunted house alone or alone on a desterted island?
Have love but no money or have money but no love?
Do Elmo workout videos or be obese?
Live in Paris as a bum for a year or live in Kansas and be rich?
Get hit by a car going 8 miles per hour or fall down 2 flights of steps?
Give up alcohol or give up your favorite food?
Skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?
Own a MAC or own a PC?
Never use MySpace again or never use Facebook again?
Only eat chicken for the rest of your life or only eat beef for the rest of your life?
Date the wrong people until you meet the right one or stay single til you meet the right one?
Have muscular abs or have muscular arms?
Go to federal prison for 3 months or go through 4 years of high school all over again?
Have a bird that curses or a dog that humps things?
Be rich and lose it all or never become rich?
I almost forgot! The Rules of the Game: newbies are welcome with a filled out profile...you will have 10 partners....I will angel this swap, but it is your responsibility to tell me if you've been flaked on...but there is MORE than enough time to complete this swap, so there should be no need! Also, one word answers (or one sentence) answers won't get you hearts...we email swappers are a nosy bunch! ha ha ha :) So, have fun and don't forget to rate once you've received! ....and if I've missed anything, or if you have questions, feel free to message me so I can fix it! Thanks!
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