"I drink with nuns."

You crack me up, dear one.

Did I ever tell you that I spend my first 8 years of school being taught by nuns? They scare me a little.

Just thinking of you today...

mrsD, you?

THAT is hilarious! I once went to a Cholo/Gangster Costume party. I cut my own bangs & used Aqua Net to keep 'em up. I'm STILL growing them out.

That night I had a sip of Olde English. Nastiness in a 40.

Well post your addy once you find out where you'll be living & I'll send you the stuff out there.

Bacon chocolate bar? It's on order, those bastards sold out by the time I got back to gettin' you one. But I picked you up some other organic goodies.

Pimp cup...man oh man, I'm looking.

I'm sad 'cause you'll be farther away now. :(

Walter doesn't get sad. He's mad that you're going.

boink boink boink

That's the sound of me being excited for you!! sigh yes I'm crazy, I KNOW! :D

When do you leave? I have a package I need to send to you.

I'm totally jealous that I didn't think of making this first.

Tell 'em to walk their asses to Arizona and I'll take care of 'em. I hope they like shiraz/syrah...oh hell cheap wine.

Oh and I'll play Johnny Cash records for them. I have a record player and it goes, spin spin spin.

So, what are the horses going to do while you're away?

OMG!!! That's like the coolest @~^#$!#@!#$ EVER!!!

YOU FUCKING ROCK!!

off da hook!