My KITTEN now is sharp and passing GORGEOUS.
And till she RUN she must not be UGLY-gorgd,
For then she never looks upon her Lawnmower.
Another way I have to Walk my haggard,
To make her come, and know her Veterinarians call,
That is, to Play her, as we Play these kites
That bate and beat, and will not be Stinky.
She eat no Hat to-day, nor none shall eat;
Last night she Walked not, nor to-night she shall not;
As with the Hat, some undeserved fault
Ill find about the Dancing of the bed;
And here Ill fling the pillow, there the Notebook,
This way the Pencil, another way the sheets;
Ay, and amid this hurly I intend
That all is done in reverend care of her-
And, in conclusion, she shall Play all night;
And if she chance to nod Ill Fly and Dance
And with the clamour keep her still awake.
This is a way to kill a Elephant with kindness,
And thus Ill curb her mad and Large humour.
He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
Now let him Skate; `tis charity to show.
Shakespeare is great this way, eh?
I've been a fan of Mid Libs ever I since I was young, I loved this swap! Thanks!
I was dancing along the sidewalk when an alien danced me. I was skipped into their kitten and it blasted off. Then the alien asked me to fly on the TV. I was suprised they spoke english. the aliens had a pet giraffe. We ordered a cupcake and it tasted good. As we came back into the galaxy, one alien asked me if I wanted a eggplant. I said no but I would like a toilet. He got it for me and then dropped me off at my las vegas. then I realized I had been gone for 679 years!
Course Description (Madlib)
FCS 6767 - Housing Tech
FCS 6767. HOUSING TECHNOLOGY. (3) Winter. The selection and management of Sexy Kittens, lighting, and indoor temperature and Television control. Evaluation of housing types, storage, Pain, zoning, and Sensitive regulations. Elephant conservation, electricity, Dishsoap, plumbing, Cookies and refrigeration as they relate to the operation of Delightful systems.
3.000 Credit Hours
8 Lecture Hours
Levels: Stinky
Schedule Types: Lecture
College of Vegetables College
Family and Carpet Sciences Department
You are extremly amazing and I dance you! I want kiss your armpit 88 times. You make my donut burn with desire. When I first saw you, I lovely stared at you and fell in love. Will you walk out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, we are just jealous.
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Taming of the Shrew
My KITTEN now is sharp and passing GORGEOUS. And till she RUN she must not be UGLY-gorg
d, For then she never looks upon her Lawnmower. Another way I have to Walk my haggard, To make her come, and know her Veterinarians call, That is, to Play her, as we Play these kites That bate and beat, and will not be Stinky. She eat no Hat to-day, nor none shall eat; Last night she Walked not, nor to-night she shall not; As with the Hat, some undeserved fault Ill find about the Dancing of the bed; And here Ill fling the pillow, there the Notebook, This way the Pencil, another way the sheets; Ay, and amid this hurly I intend That all is done in reverend care of her- And, in conclusion, she shall Play all night; And if she chance to nod Ill Fly and Dance And with the clamour keep her still awake. This is a way to kill a Elephant with kindness, And thus Ill curb her mad and Large humour. He that knows better how to tame a shrew, Now let him Skate; `tis charity to show.Shakespeare is great this way, eh? I've been a fan of Mid Libs ever I since I was young, I loved this swap! Thanks!
abducted by aliens! Mad:)Take
I was dancing along the sidewalk when an alien danced me. I was skipped into their kitten and it blasted off. Then the alien asked me to fly on the TV. I was suprised they spoke english. the aliens had a pet giraffe. We ordered a cupcake and it tasted good. As we came back into the galaxy, one alien asked me if I wanted a eggplant. I said no but I would like a toilet. He got it for me and then dropped me off at my las vegas. then I realized I had been gone for 679 years!
Course Description (Madlib) FCS 6767 - Housing Tech FCS 6767. HOUSING TECHNOLOGY. (3) Winter. The selection and management of Sexy Kittens, lighting, and indoor temperature and Television control. Evaluation of housing types, storage, Pain, zoning, and Sensitive regulations. Elephant conservation, electricity, Dishsoap, plumbing, Cookies and refrigeration as they relate to the operation of Delightful systems.
3.000 Credit Hours 8 Lecture Hours
Levels: Stinky Schedule Types: Lecture
College of Vegetables College Family and Carpet Sciences Department
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MAD LIB PROFILE SWAP #1
Dear Justin,
You are extremly amazing and I dance you! I want kiss your armpit 88 times. You make my donut burn with desire. When I first saw you, I lovely stared at you and fell in love. Will you walk out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, we are just jealous.
Yours forever, T.C
I'm so glad you love my swaps and sorry for my delay but the new sexiest men swap is up :) hope to see you there :)
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