Kittens start getting pregnant at just 4months of age.

Ohhhhh nooooooooo!

Without getting fixed they have several litters a year. Millions are killed every year; not enough homes. Your county, local animal rescue groups can provide a voucher to help get males and females fixed and happy!

Breaking up with John Cusack......

Its true, I've broken up with JOhn Cusack. Im now dating his co-star BRAIN, I mean, BRIAN from IGOR cartoon. iF anyone has a BRAIN McDonalds toy I will gladly swap you for it.

The EGG and the Pussycat......

One day a few weeks ago-go I plopped onto my bed. With my right hand searching for coolness as it was a heat wave. I ran my hand under my pillow. Much to my surprise I pulled out a egg! A egg? How on earth? Oh, I betch it fell out of my bra. Mystery solved.

Hello fellow baudy botters, Alien artist, sleezy junking sisters, you know who you are. LOL

Art that Im drawn to: LOL MODES AND MEDIUMS:

Stitching on paper

Junk Art

Assemblage Art

Found Object Art

Trash Art/Toy sculptures/Tramp Art

Recycled Art

Collages

How long has the following statement been on my profile?

I've really never actually made anything yet, LOL, but Im gearing up for it.

Themes I Luv!

NOT SO MUCH TOURISTY

.....unless the swap calls for it:)

• Sperm whales. Real or illustrated TOPS the list. :)

• Atomic Age mid century design

• Mushrooms, toadstools, Fungi

• Postcards of your work!

• Octopi so cool and cute

• Flamingos: their eclectic pink is so pretty!

• Manatees such lovely creatures!

• PuMpkiNs real or artsy

• cacti: watercolory cute cactus

• Pickles....whole pickles with faces make me giggle, LOL

• Playful pineapples

• Festive Llamas and alpacas

• Vintage Mail theme

• Lemons Yellow is uplifting!

• Postage Stamp Philatelic Fanatic

• Numbers 13 & 7

• Aromatherapy

• Ocean Floor so mysterious

• Positive affirmations

"Animal Box" Postcards

• Doors leading to NoWhere

• Doors cool, Arty, Antique, Unusual

• Secret Passages

*Old creeky wood floors. Send the creek. LOL

• Winding, old staircases

• HeArTs

• Magic 8 Ball. Remember the magic 8 ball?

• Cities: Eclectic, Unique, Unusual, Old World

*Crescent Moons: exaggerated, whimsy

• Hidden StairCases

• Antique Gates

*CobbleStone Streets scenes

HatStands and Vintage Mannequins

*Vintage SuitCases

*Moby Dick ....just for the sperm whale

• Retro anything scenes

• Aliens cute, no skulls/ goop or gore.

• Robots are cute

• Burlesques

• Felix the mid century Clock (I have a real one!)

• Retro Televisions

• Retro TypeWriters

• Retro domestic scenes

• Thomas Kinkade

• • Yoga

Meditation

• RisQue

• Naughty

• RecYcling

• Disneys" Its a Small World"

• Frosted Mountains

• Fields of Confetti

• Diamonds in the Sky

• Impressionist/PoP ArT/Contemporary

• The Jetsons ...the cartoon from 60's & 70's

• Inspiration

• Conspiracy Theories

• Arty Arrows

• The "EYE". Not goopy, icky, runny or yucky.

• Astronomy: Space, Moon, Stars, Nebulas, Northern Lights, etc.

• Vintage Childrens illustrations

• Alice in Wonderland

• Charlottes Web cute characters!

• Charlie Brown & the Gang The voice of Charlie Brown recently passed. 2022. :(

• Dr. Seuss

• Chesire cat with sweet grin not sinister grin

• Pixar... in particular Wall-e, Monsters Inc, Toy Story, pixar shorts:)))

• animated inanimate objects: dancing spoons.

• Any vintage postcard.

• Vintage Christmas or Halloween.

Im a pescatarian.............

My favourite fish is DORY. lol

My favourite cake:

batter. LOL
I get a kick out of mass producing. LOL

Favourite foods..........

Fats, Carbs, sugar, puddings. LOL But its a serious bitch not to partake. One day at a time. LOL

Destest & Distain.....

Veal. Babies are separated from their moms and placed in a chain so they cant move to make their meat so tender. Bleck. &*#(#

Foie gras: Gooses are held, a funnel is shoved down their throats and unnatural amounts of food are shoved in. To make them plumped quickly. #(#%(#

Heres a your veal:

https://vimeo.com/340292407?fbclid=IwAR0-_GSdCOy3zETbOiHuexod9WLS3stv32m4XmVB4UCMLCwkF8587fLoqaU

The pet overpopulation: 13 MILLION dogs, cats, babies kittens and puppies are killed every year because their simply are too many. WTF? Neutered pets are less likely to get cancers:)

OVARIAN CANCER PSA

This is a message for all the SB swappers that have lady bits. There is no screening test for ovarian cancer. Ovarian cancer symptoms mimic other ailments that are easily ignored by women and their doctors. Since the symptoms often mimic other ailments, a large majority of women are diagnosed at a more advanced stage. You can still develop ovarian cancer even if your ovaries or Fallopian tubes have been removed, although removal drastically decreases your chances.The most common form of ovarian cancer is the serous type (abdominal bloating due to ascites fluid).

Common symptoms:

symptoms

Never ignore these symptoms! If your doctor ignores or mistreats these symptoms, get a new doctor. You should also make an appointment with your GYN, along with a gastroenterologist, and ask for a Ultrasound, and a CA125 blood test. My research has indicated that there is a huge lack of education about ovarian cancer in the medical community. Shameful, because it is one of the most deadly cancers for women.

Find out about your family history. Sit down with your elders and write down the causes of death going back three generations. If you have cancer related deaths, you may start seeing the same cancers over and over again. If you do, seek out a genetic counselor. If your mom or a grandmother has had breast or ovarian cancer, you should consider genetic testing. My mother has tested positive for the BRCA 2 mutation, and its more than likely her mother was positive too, because she died from ovarian cancer. A parent who has the BRCA 2 mutation has a 50% chance of passing the same onto her children. Males are not excluded. A male who has the BRCA 2 mutation can also pass this mutation onto their children, and they are more at risk for developing male breast cancer, prostate cancer, and pancreatic cancer.