Mad Lib - Message from a Non-Rater

Use this Mad Lib generator ( http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/humor/private-message-non-rater ) to create a "Private Message From a Non-Rater" for your partner. :)

Fill in all the blanks. If you don't know the parts of speech, look them up. Be creative in your word choices!
Do NOT use the WordLibs word generator. It comes up with some words that don't really fit the parts of speech to which they are assigned.
NOTE: In the fields labeled "durations of time," I am looking for answers like hours/days/months/years etc. The WordLibs computer reads "time" as something like 2:15, and that won't work. Use periods of time.

Copy your final Mad Lib and send it to your partner via Swap-Bot's PM (private message) system.

I won't put any restrictions on language, but check your partner's profile to make sure they're not offended by R-rated speech.

Newbies welcome. I reserve the right to ban anyone based on my own judgment, but this is such an easy swap I expect that everyone will follow through.

Send on time.
Rate promptly and accurately.
Communicate if there are any problems.