ATCs - Totally Inappropriate and Trashy

Inaugural T.I.T.S. group swap! For this swap you will send one inappropriate ATC to your partner.

More rules:
* Any media allowed other than just stickers on paper. Please put in some effort. Drawing, collage, painting, and mixed media for example are all encouraged.
* Artist trading cards are 2.5 x 3.5 inches in size.
* Inappropriate themes can be sexual, adult language, horror, genitals, or sacrilegious but should not be anything discriminatory or depictions of cruelty to children or animals. Please ask if you have questions.

This is a sender's choice swap within the theme. You are not obligated to take your partner's preferences into account for this, so you can make your ATC before partners are assigned.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious and protective of my swaps. :)

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.