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Hell0Z0mbie

Hell0Z0mbie
Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: December 8, 2022
Birthday: January 17
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
Custom Littlest Pet Shop IG

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).

My current top wishlist item is Littlest Pet Shop toys or related items like doll accessories or small props. My latest craft obsession is modifying, painting, and photographing LPS customs. I'd be thrilled to trade for LPS toys or random small items to use in my pictures. If you happen have this type of thing you don't want, DM me for a private swap! :D

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
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Favorite Television

Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Xena

Favorite Music

Aerosmith
Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
The Interrupters
Megan Thee Stallion
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Saweetie
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Hench
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Alteryx (amazing data program - I'm obsessed!)
Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Littlest Pet Shop
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor, Blissey, level 50)
Purple
Rainbow
Spreadsheets
Zentangles

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I actually prefer homer/last page decos to keep my pile manageable, unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I like small and thin decos over big bulky ones - don't we all? I dislike thick embellishments that make it much costlier to mail and make it harder for everyone else's pages to lie flat. My preference is for smallish flatish ones that can be mailed in normal envelopes without too much postage.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Littlest Pet Shop
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey/Happiny)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD

Ratings

Robin1969 rated for CPG Move Any Deco 19 - Global on Nov 24, 2022
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Comment: Absolutely adore this deco and your page! And the super cute stickers! I agree, these swaps are the best!
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Comment: Thank you for the fun fish deco for Tracy. I love the gelli printed envelope!
riviwriter rated for CPG Move Any Deco 18 - Global on Nov 6, 2022
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Comment: Thank you so so much for the thoughtful and beautiful snail deco! This is a beautifully made deco and I can't wait to add to it and pass it along
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Comment: I love this cute little deco you created! Thanks for sending and also thank you for the amazing stickers. I always feel so spoiled when I get mail from you!
9O96O rated for CPG Move Any Deco 17 - Global on Oct 10, 2022
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Comment: OMGosh quite the unique theme, "Your wild teenage times". I love what Sunny D did with the cover. Your page is excellent. Great highschool classroom theme. I'll have to put my thinking cap on for this one.
Response: So glad you like it! I had a lot of fun with that one!
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Comment: You never disappoint, haha. Love your art page and envie and the great sticker sheets!
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Comment: I envy your artistic abilities! I can't draw to save my life. And you sent 2 rad ATCs but they are a matching set in so many ways, lmao! Thanks for hosting fun and out of the box swaps!! xxMuggleMom
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Comment: Cool song recommendation! I had never heard H.W. before and the music video is interesting. So cool that you like the Interrupters too! They are super rad and have been listening to them a lot in my playlists lately too! Thanks for the nice postcard neighbor! Stay cool up there.
teejlc rated for Last Page Deco 10/2022 on Sep 29, 2022
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Comment: Thank you so much for the cute Vintage Women with Horses deco. You are right- I love the theme!! You also included some amazing stickers, which absolutely made my day. I can't wait to use them in some mail!
Response: Awesome! I thought you'd like that one! :D
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Comment: Thank you! Can't wait to add on to this one!
MuggleMom rated for CPG Aug ‘22 Move a US Deco - US on Sep 1, 2022
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Comment: Oh, I just got the fun deco for Jessie to work on. I like the elastic bands to hold the deco together - must remember that for future decos! xxMuggleMom
Tamawi rated for CPG Jun ‘22 Move a US Deco - US on Aug 22, 2022
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Comment: I got the resend! Thanks so much for the sweet deco and the bonus stickers. I hope the lost envelope turns up too.
9O96O rated for One Deco 8/2022 on Aug 17, 2022
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Comment: Yes indeed, that's a fun theme. I love all of the submissions so far. Everyone is having fun with food. :D You're 1970s lime jello salad brings back memories (basically me refusing to eat that stuff).
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Comment: I LOVE your addition! And the extras are so great, haha love the bookmark you made! Mood...
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Comment: Love this deco. Nice work.
PaperPassion rated for CPG Move Any Deco 16 - Global on Jul 29, 2022
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Comment: Great deco,can't wait to add to it.Love all the extras you sent..Thanks so much.
joppagirl rated for Decos Only 7/2022 on Jul 26, 2022
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Comment: Thanks for the decos and cute stickers.
9O96O rated for CPG Move Any Deco 15 - Global on Jul 23, 2022
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Comment: Thanks for ShoreArt's "Country" theme deco. I love this size (3"x4"). I also like the little pocket see made in the inside cover with the pull out instructions. I got straight to work on my Canada page and the deco is ready to send. I think I'll start another "small" deco swap.
lrm1980 rated for Last Page Deco 7/2022 on Jul 17, 2022
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Comment: Thanks for the postage stamp deco… excited to finish it up and send it home! Thank you also for the great “celebrate” ATC… I’m happy to add it to my collection! :)

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 751 262 279
Completed Fives Threes Ones
673 817 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
20 69 512 72
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Comments

captkristi on Nov 25, 2022:

WOW! You totally did not have to angel this Song Rec PC. But thank you very very much for sending me a recommendation!! I am going to check out the Interrupters right now. Take care and let your little dick shine!!! :D

DeboraCreates on Nov 24, 2022:

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OrigamiGrace on Nov 24, 2022:

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9O96O on Nov 13, 2022:

Thanks for the Deco Books Tag! I learned something new about the animal world. I've seen photos of this unusual salamander. I did some reading found out how unique these creatures are. I'll see what I come up with for this interesting theme.

NotsoNewbie2020 on Nov 9, 2022:

You’re welcome that was quick have fun with your page 😁

Sonya on Nov 1, 2022:

Hey Emma! Just received your beautiful Space themed deco via SB tag. Thanks so much - I love space themes!!! Live long and prosper ;)

Whippet on Nov 1, 2022:

Thank you Emma for sending me the new Deco Books. Good to have new Deco Books in hand to decorate now before busy part of the holidays happen. Happy November! - Kathy

Whippet on Nov 1, 2022:

Thank you Emma for sending me the new Deco Books. Good to have new Deco Books in hand to decorate now before busy part of the holidays happen. Happy November! - Kathy

CrystalZ on Oct 31, 2022:

Thank you for the 3 different decos you sent me for your rak...it was fun getting to make pages for 3 such totally different topics!

MuggleMom on Oct 29, 2022:

Thanks for the NSFW deco from the forum tag! 420 isn't my thing either but I can have a lot of fun coming up with a creative page! I think Willy would approve, lol

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