Swap-bot Time: January 23, 2020 8:11 pm


Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: January 23, 2020
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
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About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).

I don't expect extras, and am not picky about that kind of thing, but one project I'm working on this year is a scrapbook for my friends' baby boy. I'd love any extra ephemera in themes related to baby boys, Star Wars, or superheroes for that project. Also happy to do private trades. :)

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Children of Dune
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta

Favorite Television

Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Mr. Pickles
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Walking Dead

Favorite Music

Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Mix CDs
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD


Tara rated for Decos - Homer / Last Page Welcome on Jan 18, 2020
Comment: Thanks! I like to do good deeds. And I think returning homers count, ha ha.
Response: It definitely does! It's a great feeling to finish them and get them to their intended recipient. :)
Burger1girl rated for Draw or paint your dislike ATC on Jan 17, 2020
Comment: Thanks you so much for the pickles ATC!! LOL The flower one is beautifully! I appreciate the stickers, they are pretty. Fox is a cutie cool one!! haha Thanks and happy swapping!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked the swap. :)
Comment: GAAAHHH!!! I love this card so much!! And the extra octopus one is super cute as well. Thank you for allowing my inner turrets to surface in this swap, I'm looking forward to many more!
Response: Yay!! So glad you like it! :D
Comment: Thank you SO very much!! β™‘
Comment: Thank you for the deco and all the nice stickers. Loved the mail art too. Happy Holidays. πŸ’“πŸŽ„
Comment: I love your ornament! I really love the ribbon added to the top, it makes it seem like such a harmless ornament--until you look closer! Thank you so much!
Response: Yay! Glad you like it! :)
luv2kraft rated for Bookpage Christmas Atc on Nov 22, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the very creative and lovely ATC. I really love the steampunk atc.Those 2 go in my special collection.
Response: Yay! So glad you like them. :)
Comment: Thank you. I like how you made them :)
ainanae rated for International PenPals - Fall 2019 on Nov 18, 2019
Comment: Thank you very much for the long letter. Love the envelope and stickers! <3
Comment: I love the the cat ATC! looks great. Thanks for the butterfly ATC also - like the stained glass look.
Bhindblueeyes rated for FS: ATCs November 2019 on Nov 12, 2019
Comment: These ATCs are remarkable!! I adore them! I love the mermaid tail, and funny story - I was just thinking, on my drive back from the PO, about how I've been SO slack with Pokemon Go and need to get going again. Thank you for the stickers also - the hands off my sticker jacket made me crack up. Love it all!
Response: Yay! Yeah I've been playing PoGo less as well... Like I think Sunday was the first day since it started I didn't even open the app. My friends here are losing interest too. D:
stiffneck78 rated for Intl ATC Black cat on Nov 6, 2019
Comment: (((EMMA))) These are freakin great ATCs!!! I love the envie you used and the stickers are great! The bonus ATC is awesome! Thank you so much.
Response: Yayy!! So glad you like them! :) I've sent to you a few times recently, I worry you'll get tired of my swaps! Super glad you liked it!
Comment: Oh my gosh these halloweenies are so cute! I love them both, and your Halloween zentangle is impressive! Thanks so much!
stiffneck78 rated for BTH: Acorn ATC on Oct 1, 2019
Comment: Oh, girl, these are freakin lovely! Thank you so much for the beautiful acorn ATC and bonus chemistry flasks ATC. I LOVE them! Cool ATC sleeves, too.
MBakker rated for Intl ATC Witch on Sep 28, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for this awesome swap. I love the witch and all the extra's, it really made my day! Xx Monique β€οΈπŸ’‹
Response: Yay! So glad you like it. :)
crochetjunkie rated for TITS: Inappropriate PC on Sep 12, 2019
tampagirl rated for DB: Move Your US Decos - US Only on Aug 12, 2019
Comment: These are great! Can't wait to deco!! Thanks for all the stickers too. You're the best.
ericabella rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 9, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the beautiful postcard!
Meliknives rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 2, 2019
Comment: Cute postcard! I've always wanted a Blythe btw. One day!

Rating Overview

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Nushkinathan on Jan 22, 2020:

Thank you so much for angelling the International Penpal swap! I love your letter and the envelope too! I'll reply soon :)

Poftoffel on Jan 18, 2020:

Thank you so much for the two awesome atc’s! I love them so much!! I can’t decide which is the coolest, because they’re both awesome. Thank you for making me happy today! ^___^

HippieChick on Jan 11, 2020:

I love this year's Christmas dong PC!!! Thank you for my two throbbing candy canes. :) These make me so ridiculously happy! Thanks again!!

stephiedee on Jan 4, 2020:

Thank you for the cute and colorful mushroom ATCs for the impromptu RAK Attack! I'm going to find a nice frame for them and hang them in my bright yellow kitchen - they'll look great! Love the extra goodies, too. πŸ’–

sassafrass on Dec 31, 2019:

All the best to you in 2020!

Bhindblueeyes on Dec 24, 2019:

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the holiday weenie!!! :)

Whippet on Dec 12, 2019:

You are welcome Emma, I'm happy to share, send on Deco Books to you. The books I check more than once to see if you have already decorated, & do the books make good fit for your "Likes?" You help me relieve my guilt when I see Deco Books stacking & not moving to Deco Book Lovers. Happy Holidays! - Kathy

StagKing on Dec 10, 2019:

Did you see the Secret Lair OMG KITIES! MtG foil cards they just released?!

My gf had zero impulse control so we're going to make me a Commander deck with them!

VivaLaDiane on Nov 20, 2019:

I lubb you. β™₯β™₯

Poftoffel on Nov 9, 2019:

Thank you for the awesome Hitmonchan atc!!! i love how its layered ^^ And you do wonders with the gelli plate, I only got ugly blobs out of it XD Thank you!!

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