Swap-bot Time: June 20, 2019 7:58 am


Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: June 20, 2019
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
Cat Instagram

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

My boyfriend @badxhampill just joined Swap-Bot to practice some art, probably because I won't shut up about how great this community is. It's been cleared with site administrators, so don't freak out if you see some dude named Chris with my same address.

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs and decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I am crazy about the sport of jugger, which I very much recommend checking out. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, want excess decos (I usually have some), or want to ask me about jugger! :)

My top wishlist thing right now is house/home themed ATCs, especially mixed media. I want to get enough to do a 3x3 or bigger display for my office.

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Children of Dune
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta

Favorite Television

Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Mr. Pickles
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Walking Dead

Favorite Music

Bif Naked
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Mix CDs
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Dr. Pepper
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD


Comment: OMG, I'm in love with both of the ATC's you sent! What a truly happy mail day for me! Thank you so much!
Response: Yaaay! I'm so glad! :)
sillyhoffmann rated for Umbrella ATC - Newbie Friendly on May 11, 2019
SerenaAzureth rated for Whimsical Genital ATCs on May 10, 2019
Comment: I love every silly to whimsical genitalia you send me. :-D They're all so fantastic, that at this point they have a whole page in my binder! Thank you so much for them and all the thoughtful extras!
Response: Hah! I have sent you a few. Glad you like it! XD
Comment: Thank you for the lovely pocket letter! The painting of the cards was awesome! I've never received anything like that before. Thanks again for doing this swap with me :)
Whippet rated for FS: Decos April 2019 on Apr 24, 2019
Comment: Wow! I'm in amazement of huge envelope of Deco Books & delights. Thank you, you are wonderful, so kind. My enjoyment spending time decorating a page in each Deco Book. Bonus print sheet will be gratefully creatively used for my arts, crafts. Happy Spring!
kikitrelawney rated for International PenPals on Apr 8, 2019
Comment: Thank you! I love the stickers. adorable envelope. I'll be writing back soon :)
dvmac rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC - March on Mar 31, 2019
Comment: Love them Emma! And the envelope was beautiful. Thank you.
Response: You're welcome, glad you liked them! :)
WoodlandBanshee rated for ATCO: Free Theme February on Feb 20, 2019
Comment: I love your style! How lucky am I to get three atcs in your style for this swap. I love them! Very unique.
Response: Yay! So glad you like them! :)
YooperHill rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC Feb on Feb 6, 2019
Comment: Thank you!
michelemb12 rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC Feb on Feb 6, 2019
Comment: I am a lucky, lucky girl. I have 2 of the famous penis ATC's. Thank you so much. I love this group!
Response: Yay!! You're very welcome! :)
Comment: Thank you for the act's! I love the geli prints!
Response: Yay! Glad ya liked them! :)
Comment: It was so fast! Thank you for the atcs and extras, (early)happy Valentine's Day!
Response: Wow that was really fast! I was not expecting that from how long prior envelopes that taken to get there. :)
birgitph rated for ATCO: Free Theme January on Jan 27, 2019
Comment: I love those cards so much! The narwhal is just so adorable! Thank you so much!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked them! :)
debrbrts rated for Robot ATC on Jan 16, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the cute hand drawn atcs!!
Response: Glad they made it safe! :)
CrowDancer rated for Pokemon ATC - January on Jan 10, 2019
Comment: You definitely went above and beyond with this swap! I love all three of the ATCs, but Tangela is my favorite! Thank you so much!
Response: I'm so glad you like them! :)
Comment: Thank your for the wonderful letter along with the stickers and owl ATC! Very cute! I will be writing back very soon! :D
Response: Yay! Glad it arrived safely. :)
tentmari rated for Steampunk ATC on Jan 6, 2019
Comment: I was super excited when I opened my mailbox and saw this beautiful envelope waiting for me. I LOVE everything and wish I could rate you higher than a 5 and give you multiple hearts!!! You did an amazing job on the Steampunk ATC. Did you make the card as well? I love it and the envelope decorated to match. I really like the cute cupcake ATC and goodies you tucked in, too. Thank you so, so much!!!
Response: Yay! I'm so glad you liked it! I was worried it was missing since it took awhile to show up. I did do the card as well, with gelli printing. I'm so glad you liked it!! :)
Tamawi rated for DB: Year End Clean Out - US Only on Dec 28, 2018
Comment: Oooo, thank you for the great decos. I'm inspired to work on all of them! I'm so happy to have one of your cactus ATCs, too. I'm looking forward to swapping decos again with you in the future.
Response: Yay! Glad you liked them. :)
Comment: AhhhHHhhhh! PURPLE DARTH VADER! 😍🤩😍🤩 He's epic! I actually have a little rubber stamp of his head and purple is my favorite color to stamp it in. It just looks right (and fabulous). Thank you for all the awesome ATCs. I love the anatomical heart and the hot air balloons and house, too! You've got some serious drawing chops (that's something I never had the patience to work out). Thanks also for the fun stickers---I didn't know I needed sloth stickers but now it's obvious.
Response: Yay!! I'm so glad you liked them! The darth one was a lot of fun, I wasn't sure I could pull it off. Really happy they arrived safe and you liked them! :)
Comment: Fantastically molded peppermint penis in a "snowglobe" type ornament. Love it!!

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 545 147 160
Completed Fives Threes Ones
468 607 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
18 59 319 72
View all


Singske on Jun 13, 2019:

Thank you for the great Atc’s for the OMAE May RAK Attack, love them. I bought myself a gell plate but I have to experiment a bit more if I have the time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

djcamp04 on Jun 4, 2019:

Oh my goodness! What amazing ATC’s you did for me for the PF make an ATC in my theme tag! I don’t like them, I LOVE THEM!!! ❤️😍❤️ These are awesome! Thank you so much for your little works of art to add to my collection!

rainbowfizz on May 23, 2019:

Thanks for the RAK, it arrived this morning :-) I love the ATC's and now have a better idea what they are. Thanks again!

StagKing on May 20, 2019:

Another letter is headed your way!

Also, I always love seeing the "Ancient Coin" pokestop you send the gifts from in Pokemon Go. For whatever reason it always gives me a laugh!

StagKing on May 1, 2019:

I’m glad the letter made it your way! I’m excited to see your letter in the mailbox! :)

iowa05 on Apr 25, 2019:

Yay!! Glad the happy mail made it to you safely and that you liked the zines! 😁 Thanks for letting me know!

graciepie49 on Apr 24, 2019:

Sent your ApRil RAK AttAck! envelope today :-)

SeleneW on Apr 24, 2019:

My pleasure! I love seeing the decos finished and sending them home!


stephiedee on Apr 10, 2019:

You're the big winner of the RAK Attack in OMAE! Woo! Please come back to the thread and post your address, then sit back and enjoy all the incoming happy mail. :D

jillybird on Apr 9, 2019:

Thank you much for the the ATC you sent for the favorite theme tag. It is a beautiful winged heart! I absolutely love everything about it - the colors, the subtle background, the splatters - just perfect!. I am so lucky that you tagged me! You made my day!

Login to leave a comment now!