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Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: January 26, 2021 Birthday: January 17, 1986 Country: United States Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks) Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group Cat Instagram |
Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!
I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.
PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).
I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!
I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.
I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
xXx
Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Vikings
Walking Dead
Xena
Aerosmith
Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Lizzo
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation
Dune
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z
Alteryx (amazing data program - I'm obsessed!)
Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)
Purple
Rainbow
Spreadsheets
Zentangles
Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!
I actually prefer homer/last page decos to keep my pile manageable, unless it's contrary to swap requirements.
I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!
I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.
I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.
I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!
Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle
If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD
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5.0000 | 636 | 198 | 213 |
Completed | Fives | Threes | Ones |
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559 | 699 | 0 | 0 |
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19 | 64 | 404 | 72 |
Comments
Tags > Make an ATC for my favourite theme: dinosaur made the cut - yay! It's great, and thanks for the "phallic" bones, lol
Hang in there.
I haven't been able to get to the PO, but a little informed delivery birdie showed me the back of a birthday postcard! Thanks so much for thinking of me!!!
Thank you for the OMAE PC+ tag! I love your little brontosaurus drawing. Brock Sampson is pretty badass. Happy early birthday just in case I forget. =D
SQUEEEEE!!
I love this year's unsolicited Christmas dick pic! Thank you so much! I love it. and that T-Rex card is so cute!
Hope you have a lovely holiday :)
Thank you SO SO much for the t-rex Christmas card and the deck the balls weenie!!! Both are amazing!
You had me rolling!!! I love the candy cane dick ATC! My bff thought it was hilarious, too. I love the dinosaur ugly Christmas sweater card, too. You made my day! Thanks so much.
Thank you so much for the wonderful octopus ATC! I love it! Aloha!
Favorite Theme ATC TAG
Thanks for doing a page in my OMAE sticker deco, and sending it safely home! Loving the teeny tiny astronauts and Super Bunny hard... You and @kiddomerriweather tied for the tiniest star sticker award!
Thank you for working on my "Bananas" deco in OMAE! I really love the colors and gelli prints you used. You helped make my project really special.