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Boredom Buster #12

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Boredom Buster #12
Swap Coordinator:AZmom875 (contact)
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Number of people in swap:9
Location:International
Type:Type 1: Electronic
Last day to signup/drop:May 29, 2020
Date items must be sent by:May 31, 2020
Number of swap partners:5
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Question: What’s the funniest DAD joke you know by heart?

Do I have to say nothing, political, sexist, blonde, racist???

RULES

TO play you need to answer the ABOVE question in the comment area BELOW, and you need tp agree to rate your 5 parters with a 5 and a comment, not a silent 5. Please add a heart, even for this electronic swap. We all need a heart at this time in history. Be kind. If it goes against your principles to leave a heart for this swap, then leave it out, It wont go unnoticed. No one will force you to GIVE a heart. But they are free, and don't cost you a thing, and it doesnt hurt to be kind and thoughtful.

This is a boredom buster and invented for entertainment uses only and is not intended to replace any professional, legal or medial advice.

Since this is an electronic swap, I will allow most people to play. Even those with low ratings. I wont allow you to join if in the past you have not rated other players.

Even those with lower ratings may play, but I might ban folks that I suspect will not RATE their partners or who do not post a comment.

It is not my responsibility to check to see if you left a comment. Do it now when you join, or you risk getting five, 1 ratings and that is silly for something that is electronic and meant to be fun.

Discussion

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

Ok this is my favorite kids joke. Kids' joke because I learned it when my kids were young.

What has 4 legs, is fuzzy and green and if it fell out of a tree onto you, it could kill you?

A POOL TABLE

That still make me laugh.

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

I remember this one from a Hiighlights book in the doctors office as a kid. I gather I could read, because I remember reading it and laughing.

Have you heard the joke about the bread and butter?

No, well I cant tell you, you might spread it around.

myancey 05/28/2020 #

What did the dad buffalo say to his kid when he left for college ?

Bison

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

@myancey HAHAHA!!!!

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

I might extend the deadline on this one. So we can all laugh longer.

BeHappyToday 05/28/2020 #

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato is walking down the road.

Baby tomato starts to lag behind. Papa tomato becomes angry, goes upto Baby tomato, squeeze it and says, "Catch Up!”.

LiliLuv 05/28/2020 #

I don't usually remember jokes, but the librarian at my high school told this one many years ago and it always stuck with me:

🍄 What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?

🍄 You're a fun guy! (Funghi!)

Rabbitfreedom 05/28/2020 #

I love all these jokes - here are two of my favorite

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A Stick

Also, How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

marclively 05/28/2020 #

what did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's pop corn? ML

marclively 05/28/2020 #

Police were called to the daycare after a toddler resisted a rest. ml

marclively 05/28/2020 #

can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? of course a house can't jump.

marclively 05/28/2020 #

I worked for a calendar factory but got fired. All I did was take a day off.

marclively 05/28/2020 #

I just got hit by a rent car - It Hertz!

marclively 05/28/2020 #

Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide.

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

@rabbitfreedom

I SNORTED!!!!!

AZmom875 05/28/2020 #

VERY GOOD ONES @marclively

koneko02 05/29/2020 #

I just know the .

"Dad I'm hungry"

"Hey hungry I'm dad"

so I hope it counts! The rest are in my native tongue and I think this one is a classic anyways haha.

MsBellaDonna 05/29/2020 #

What did the Dad Flamingo say to the Kid Flamingos when he got angry?

That's it! I've had enough! I'm putting my other foot down!

Rabbitfreedom 05/30/2020 #

MexiMidge didn't leave a joke??? I sent her a message

mcall 05/30/2020 #

How do you clean a tuba? Dad says "with a tuba toothpaste!" and we both would laugh every time he would say it. :)

mcall 05/30/2020 #

Have you ever heard of a hurt donut? then you swat your friends arm and say"Hurt don't it!"

mcall 05/30/2020 #

What do you do when an elephant sits on your fence? get a new fence.

How does an ocean say goodbye? It waves!!!

MexiMidge 05/30/2020 #

Papa potato , Mama potato and daughter Potato are talking and the daughter says, “I’d like to go on a date with Dan Rather.”

Papa Potato and Mama Potato becomes worried and refuse to let their daughter go. Heartbroken, she demands to know why. Papa Potato says, “Because he is a common tater.” (Commentator)

Mandaloolee 05/31/2020 #

My favorite Dad joke is: I once went to a really bad zoo. There was only one animal there, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu (shit zoo). Ba dum ching!

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