Malfunction1313

Hello my name is Mal. It's what I go by as an online handle. I am a stay at home girl friend (for now), to a wonderful man. Together we have two fur babies, both cats, named Luci (she...is a handful to say the least, not bad, just honestly annoying) and Rosie. Luci was given to my boyfriend by his friends, while I rescued Rosie because her previous owners were going to dump her into the streets when they moved, I really couldn't let them so I took her home.

I am disabled both mentally and physically but I try not to let it take over my life. I have been diagnosed with PTSD, and MS, among other, more personal things.

10/11/2021: We got our beautiful girl Dollie and she is a handful but we love her. Potty training is hard, and apparently her breed takes even longer to get it it right, but we keep trying.

In other news I was very sick with pneumonia for a few weeks so rest assured your swaps are on the way! If you don't receive from me please let me know, our mail here has been really slow, and bad lately, I will resend ASAP.

If you don't receive a rating from me please send me a message.

Things I swap

• Postcards

• Book-Marks

• ATC's

• Tea (Unique flavors)

• Stickers

• Washi Tape

• Easy to send items

A: Art, Anime, Alphonse Mucha (Artist)

B: Books (Cover art), Blades, Book Marks (Unique ones), Bio-Hazard Symbol, Bizarre

C: Creepy, Castles, Capricorn, Cartoons, Cemeteries, Crypts, Candy, Crystals

D: Dragons, Death, Dark, Destiny (Video Game), Dungeons and Dragons

E: Eve Online (If anyone knows what this is, I'll be shocked)

F: Fantasy, Fairy Tales, Folk Lore, Flags

G: Ghosts, Ghouls, Graveyards, Gargoyles

H: Horror, Halloween, Hell-Boy (Anything from that universe)

I:

J:

K: Killers

L: Lore, Legends

M: Monsters, Memorials, Magic the Gathering

N: Norse, New York Times, Norman Rockwell, Non-Binary

O: Opera, Octopus (Illustrations)

P: Pagan, Pansexual, Pin-Up Girls, Poison and Poisonous Flowers

Q: Quotes

R: Recipes, Rainbows

S: Sagittarius, Space, Spooky, Strange, Star Wars

T: The Number 13, Tombs, Tarot

U: Urban Legends

V: Vintage (Looking), Video Games, Vanity Fair

W: Weapons (Bladed only, No guns), Weird, Wicked

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Y:

Z:

Please Don't Send!!

• Cinnamon (Tea, Candy, or Scents, I'm allergic)

• Religious Stuff (This is mostly towards Christian/Catholic stuff. Part of my PTSD, please understand)

• Smoke Covered Stuff (I am highly asthmatic, if you are a heavy smoker please let me know before sending.)

• Anti Anything (I do not play the hate game)

• Cock-Roaches (This is more for like picture/image sends. I have a huge phobia.)

• Disney/Marvel/Harry Potter *(There are many reasons for this)

I am a Pansexual and I'm non-binary. I am an atheist though I find Paganism fascinating and enlightening, I think if I were to pick a religion (I am scared of religion, and of deities) it would be Norse Paganism.

Since I am Non-Binary, I am not one to indulge in make up, in fact, I hate it, so I won't ever be a part of a make up swap honestly. I do appreciate stickers and some other cute things though. If you wish to send me something with a smell vanilla, and sweet pea scents are my favorite.

Candy and sweets are very hit and miss for me, I usually won't take part in swaps for candy.

I -love- cute socks. Whether they be fuzzy, or just cute, I would LOVE to do a swap for socks.

I currently suffer mentally from PTSD, High Functioning Autism, and Borderline Personality Disorder. I am opening to having conversations about them, but if I am harassed because of my disabilities I will report you immediately.

Feel free to drop me a line if you want to set up a personal swap. I know I sound like a crazy person with my likes up there. I just have weird interests is all.

I'm down for international swaps too. (Though they can't be very big)

If you have any questions feel free to ask them, I won't bite!