Sufficiency

I like clowns. Clowns are funny. I also like kittens, bugs, food and sea life. I watch a lot of bad movies. I enjoy a good, hot smelly bubble bath. I have one dog (english mastiff), two cats, and a lot of cacti. I am a pastry chef by profession so I know a lot of really great dessert recipes. I have a twisted sense of humor so don't be afraid to send me odd or disturbing things. Especially if they are clown-related. I like clowns. I love 70s era color schemes and patterns, and all that old kitschy stuff is super funny. Other things I like: robots, dinosaurs, brains, Barbies and picture books.

Tom Jones, Beck, Gwen McCrae, Richard Cheese, Herb Alpert, ACDC, Air Supply, Ween, Snoop Dogg, Martin Denny or anything lounge-y, Ween, Tipsy, classic funk and disco, Cibo Matto, Elvis Presley, Jim Nabors, Scissor Sisters, Talking Heads, Vanilla Ice and anything with animal noises or a theremin.

Anything by Kurt Vonnegutt, David Sedaris, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk or Tom Robbins; Cruddy, A Tale of Two Cities, Geek Love, Sybil and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Happiness, Return of the Living Dead, Cool as Ice, Hard Rock Zombies, Team America:World Police, Eraserhead, Fire Walk With Me, Desperate Living, American Psycho, Microcosmos, R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, Slither and Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool.

Drawn Together, Wondershowzen, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Carnivale, That 70s Show, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under and Star Trek (O.S. and Next Gen only).