Hi Minna! My favorite Christmas movie is National Lampoonās Christmas Vacation. Have you seen it? It is so funny and really gets me in the Christmas spirit! Merry Christmas!
Sharon (SharMarie513)
Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow Iām returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an auditionā¦
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, āHave a good day, son.ā
āDonāt call me son,ā I said. āYouāre not my dad.ā
He scratched his head and said, āNo, but I brought you up, didnāt I?ā.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
A police officer stops a car.
Officer: āYour driverās license please.ā
Driver: āIām really sorry, I forgot.ā
Officer: āAt home?ā
Driver: āNo, to do it.ā
A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! āIf I had all the beer in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, āAnd if I had all the wine in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, āAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, Iād throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, āFor our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: āShall We Gather at the River.???
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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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Hi Minna! My favorite Christmas movie is National Lampoonās Christmas Vacation. Have you seen it? It is so funny and really gets me in the Christmas spirit! Merry Christmas! Sharon (SharMarie513)
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Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow Iām returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an auditionā¦ Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, āHave a good day, son.ā āDonāt call me son,ā I said. āYouāre not my dad.ā He scratched his head and said, āNo, but I brought you up, didnāt I?ā.
What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
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A police officer stops a car. Officer: āYour driverās license please.ā Driver: āIām really sorry, I forgot.ā Officer: āAt home?ā Driver: āNo, to do it.ā
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We got a couple drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! āIf I had all the beer in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, āAnd if I had all the wine in the world, Iād throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, āAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, Iād throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, āFor our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: āShall We Gather at the River.???
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