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Last Online: November 5, 2012
Birthday: July 30, 1982
Country: United States
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** I'm behind on swaps - please bear with me. I signed up for quite a bit and then unexpectedly fell into a money crisis but I'm working on sending each one out. Rest assured - if you have me as a partner, you WILL receive your swap. Thanks so much for understanding!

ETA: April 25, 2008 - Swap statuses!

The following swaps are going out in tomorrow's post: Zine Cleaning / Int'l Tea swap for April 2008 / Stationery Swap 13 / Themed Surprises in 6x9 Envelope / Easy Letterset Swap

The following swaps are still being worked on/pending deliveries but are top priority: Kawaii Goodie Box / Robot Love / Mystery Color Swap / For the Birds / Let's Double the Fun /
Queer Ones Rainbow Swap / Coming Up Roses / Candy from Your Part of the World

Thank you for being so patient with me!


I am Jen -- a 25-year-old hot fat girl living in Los Angeles. I probably read more than you do and I also like doing things with my hands, like knitting, writing, and baking. I love cat paws and mexican cemetaries immensely. I used to run an independent press distribution for about seven years. Now I sporadically write She's Not a Morning Person zine. I'm a firm believer in body-positivity, fighting oppression with knowledge, the brilliance of britpop, and the existence of Saturn.

I am completely in love with my cats, Ashes & Isis.

Favorite Music

Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Local H, Kent, Oasis, Aqualung, Justin Timberlake, Red House Painters, Snow Patrol, Placebo, Sonic Youth, Pulp, Suede, Bjork, Sun Kil Moon, Patsy Cline, Blur, Smashing Pumpkins

Favorite Movies

The Exorcist, The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus (1985), Ghostworld, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Psycho (1960), Election, Trainspotting, Sleeping Beauty, Harold and Maude, Reality Bites, Buffalo 66, Hellraiser, A Hard Day's Night, Night of the Living Dead, High Fidelity, 28 Days Later, Velvet Goldmine

Favorite Television

The Office, My So-Called Life, Felicity, King of the Hill

Favorite Crafts

Knitting, Sewing, Zines, Writing, Baking, Collage, Creative Reuse


letters, postcards, owls, zines, yarn, forest animals, gray/blue cats, black cats, photobooths, baking, andy warhol, kawaii, polaroids, knitting, scarves, vintage clothes, thrifting, stationary, ghosts, horror movies, octopi, turtles, mushrooms, hearts, deer, vegetarian recipes, webcomics, DIY, anything handmade, tote bags, cats, dinosaurs, the color green, cinnamon, rose scents, writing, necklaces, deco tape, scented candles, handmade pillows, kitschy/cool home decor, robots, sudoku, kawaii cats, address labels, anything related to The Beatles


leather, Disney, aliens, hawaiian prints, Diddl, cellphone charms, glitter, anything religious, impractical things/clutter

For the Cats

cat treats, homemade treats, toys, feather teasers, handmade toys, collars, catnip, beds

Please do not send dry/wet food.

Beauty Items

lipgloss, eyeshadows (any color), hand creams/body butters/lotions/body sprays (floral scents please - rose, jasmine, cherry blossom, lavender, etc), nail polish (no neon please), orangewood sticks, emery boards, black or brown mascara, black or brown eyeliner.

Please no make-up/foundation/powders, lipstick, or lipliner. Also, please no candy/soda/sweet flavored/scented things (unless it's cinnamon) or make-up with glitter.

Candy / Food / Drinks

dark chocolate, gummi candy, red licorice, almonds, baked goods, chai tea, earl gray tea, coffee, peanut butter, nuts (except hazelnut), gum, mints, violet mints, cinnamon mentos, pocky, dried fruit, vanilla, mint

Please no hazelnut, any kind of meat, black licorice, white chocolate, or artificial coconut.


Lucky12324 rated for Easy Letterset Swap on Jul 18, 2008
Comment: I will rerate when I receive.
Yobittles rated for Let's Double The Fun Swap! on Jul 1, 2008
Comment: Sorry to do this, but I never received anything.
analteredfairytale rated for For The Birds Swap-USA on Jun 1, 2008
Comment: I have been very patient and you did not even try and contact me. Sorry but this was my very first swap I participated in and I dont feel it was fair to me.
Dibrittain rated for Themed Surprises in 6x9 Envie on May 30, 2008
Comment: I will see if you ever send. I have not received yet.
iqeal rated for Candy from your part of the world #2 on May 29, 2008
Comment: i read that you are behind, i dont mind waiting but i decided to go ahead and rate you in case you don't send and decide to sign up for other swaps. i will change this rating after recieving your package.
LaLaLove rated for Robot Love <3. on May 26, 2008
Comment: I was hopeful that you would catch up...but you haven't signed in for a couple of weeks now. I will change the rating if I ever receive anything.
Comment: Will change if anything comes!
MissU rated for Queer Ones Rainbow Swap on May 13, 2008
Comment: I know you said you are far behind, but you haven't sent swaps out that were due since March. My swap is #11 on the list of late swaps. At this rate, I won't see my swap till the end of summer.
hellovader rated for Polaroid + Quote Swap #2 on Apr 24, 2008
Comment: Thanks. The important part is that it finally made it. :)
cranialbleeding rated for Polaroid + Quote Swap #2 on Apr 24, 2008
Comment: Totally worth the wait. Thanks for the neat picture and postcard! I loveeee anne taitor!
sarastar rated for Kawaii letter set stationary swap on Apr 24, 2008
Comment: hi jen, thank you for the super kawaii letter sets and little extras! ^__^
Comment: WOW! What a great package! Benny and Bella loved it all. I love what you sent me as well. Thank you so much!
Comment: Lovely choices. Thanks for the extras. Sorry about your $ problems and hope they start looking up for you.
kotek rated for Stickers, Stationery, and Tea! OH MY! on Apr 8, 2008
Comment: Thank you :)
JunkySweet rated for Kawaii Easter egg sticker flakes on Mar 26, 2008
Comment: thanks!
Marjonnie rated for LetterSet Lovers #2 on Mar 25, 2008
Comment: Ok, it was late but i loooove it :) You really made it good with all the extra stuff. So sweet. Tnx a lot (hope you are a bit less busy now) Grtz Marjon
Sage rated for Personal Zine Swap on Mar 19, 2008
Comment: The zine looks wonderful, I can't wait to read it! Thanks for the extra goodies, that was awesome of you <3
Chai rated for Spring Cleaning the Zine Collection? on Mar 19, 2008
Comment: Jen, I'm giving you a heart. You communicated really well, and sadly, not everyone does. All those zines were a fabulous bribe. Jk, it was a very thoughtful package- worth waiting for!!!
JoannaTHSAL rated for Polaroid + Quote Swap #2 on Mar 18, 2008

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Whubbus on Apr 4, 2008:

Check out the new swap added to the group Indie Kids--hopefully it will be fun!

CuppieCake on Mar 25, 2008:

Thanks for joining my Pink, Pink and more Pink swap!

Ladievelvet on Mar 10, 2008:

hi jen i hope things are going better for you=) hugs!

neopostretro on Mar 5, 2008:

Thanks for joining the Etsy Addicts! We currently have a $5 profile surprise swap going on, if you would like to join.

flouncypenguin on Feb 28, 2008:

I started a Southern Californian Group!

Check it out and join!

Contadine on Feb 25, 2008:

Hey - random surfing of profiles - LOVE that you are owning the word FAT, and into body acceptance. Rock on! Fat chicks rule! :-)

Josietai on Feb 14, 2008:

Hi Jen!

I'm sorry about my lost package for "teabags Swap International *1". I'm resending you another. Thank you for being patient!

♥ Happy Valentine's Day,


neonphotograph on Feb 6, 2008:

jennifer is rad. i don't know what i would do without her friendship. she's an amazing person & an amazing swap partner! she sends the best mail & has two of the most gorgeous cats in the world. i heart jennifer!!!

superblue on Jan 18, 2008:

i love jen and so should you. she is very thoughtful, artistic, and intelligent. i have a total crush on her and if i ever get out to the west coast, she's at the top of my list of people to see.

dimanche on Jan 11, 2008:

Yeah, I write a food zine called 'dimanche' and a perzine called 'Four Horsemen,' which you should be receiving shortly! :)

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