takehimaway

• !!!!! 🚫 NOTHING SCENTED EVER - no candles, no incense, no perfume, NOTHING. - If you send me something sprayed with perfume or with some of this in it, I WILL ABSOLUTELY THROW YOUR SWAP AWAY - NO QUESTIONS ASKED. I would HATE to throw away a gift, but I literally CANNOT be near that sort of thing PERIOD, EVER, FULL STOP. I have chronic [seemingly unending] migraines which are very difficult to treat, so I do hope you will be willing to be understanding about my WORST trigger. [This is the VERY FIRST thing in my profile for good reason!]

• My legal name is Jamie -- which is what all mail has to be addressed to, but I do prefer Dane, so if we're sending notes, please make sure to use my preferred name! MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM/HIS - PLEASE. I will not give you a heart, if you can't do something as simple as use the name I prefer. I also identify as male, so please keep that in mind as well! ⚧

• Due to my transportation situation, I will never, ever turn down FOOD (or cat food/supplies for my boy).

• If you tag me, please email me what you wanted from the tag, and your mailing address - [email protected] I /will/ LOSE YOU otherwise!

• If you would prefer not to have a 'surprise' swap, I am a member of a forum where I do have lots of pictures of what I have. If you would prefer to take a peek, just let me know via message.

• If for any reason my swap comes postage due, I would feel simply terrible. Please, TELL ME IMMEDIATELY, so I can pay you for it AND send you a token of my appreciation for your patience. I do use a postage scale, extra ounce stamps, and I print all of postage for anything heavier than one ounce, so you'll always have a delivery confirmation number. I sent either first class or priority depending on weight. I do my best to ship the same day partners are assigned; it's easier for me. If you're missing a swap, please don't hesitate to contact me directly, so I can make it right.

• If I've somehow joined a swap and I'm required to send you just one or two things, I will absolutely be messaging you to do a private swap on top of the small one, because I hate to waste postage on one little washi card, a few stickers, etc. I hope you can be understanding.

• THERE IS NO NEED TO MUMMIFY THE ENVELOPE, Y'ALL. Come on, tape is the enemy of the precious paper within! Just washi will NOT hold an enevelope shut. I use the Peel & Seal envelopes, washi, and a single piece of tape to cover the washi. DON'T LICK, EVEN IF YOU AREN'T SICK!

• I would really prefer if y'all used a playing card to wrap my washi - they fit perfectly in my binder, and I can display them. Not to mention, the tape doesn't stick to cardboard or anything.

• If you can't read my profile, you're lucky to get a silent rating.

• As of this writing, I live in Hot Springs Village, ARkansas, which for my international friends, is in the south, near Texas. It's fairly warm here, and I live about five hundred miles or ten hours away from my amazing long distance girlfriend, Elizabeth! Elizabeth is also a sticker collector and swapper here as @PavementWriter We enjoy drinking tea, watching documentaries, and playing word games.

• She has an eleven year old Bichon Frise named Sophie, and I take care of a handsome grey and white kitten that we call Charlie. 🐩 🐈

• I work from home as a freelancer, and am always interested in hearing about unusual gigs or ways to earn a few bucks!

• I have both carpal tunnel and tennis elbow, so my writing skills are not very high. I had bilateral arm surgery, so I'll try to leave a note, but there's no way I could hand write something like a two page letter. Also, due to this limitation and my lack of creative ability, I try not to join any crafty swaps! Please cut me some slack about my handwriting; I understand it is hard to read. I do the very best I can. I am not loving postcard swaps for this reason. I feel like I have to have a ton to say, and people have told me that my writing is difficult to read -- letters that are most especially hard are - A, N, G, R, E, O, C, M, S. If you're having trouble trying to read what I'm saying, put some of those letters together. :P

• I NO LONGER smoke cigarettes, but I still am ALWAYS willing to trade cigarette coupons; my lady smokes Camels and Marlboros.

• I have three tattoos - cherries on the nape of my neck, a double infinity symbol on my left wrist, and the first three verses of Amazing Grace down my leg thigh.

• In regards to stickers, I am addicted. I run a Sticker Swap/swapping group chat where its really easy to share photos as well! I have taken responsibility of my girlfriend's stickers collection and am actively building a sticker book for her five year old nephew. I love joining sticker swaps!

• I seem to spell enevelope wrong every single time.

• Aero Bars
• Alice in Wonderland
• Apples
• As Told by Ginger
• Autumn
• Avocados
• Badtz Maru
• Bats
• Bettie Page
• Black
• Blue
• Blue/Grey/Black/Silver/Red/Teal/Purple Nail Polish
• Boo [of the Mario games]
• Butterflies [Kinda burnt out on these, as they're very common... Thanks.]
• Cadburry Cream Eggs
• Cardstock Stickers!
• Cherries
• Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Chocolate Covered Cherries
• Cookie Dough
• Cookie Monster
• Cookies and Cream
• Cotton Candy
• Cream Soda
• Cupcakes
• Cute Bumper Stickers for my car
• Cute Socks
• Daria
• Dolphins
• Doctor Who
• Double Infinity Symbols
• Dragonflies
• E-tailing
• Emily The Strange
• Fireflies
• Firemen
• Firetrucks
• Fireworks
• Full Moons
• Garlic
• Gay/Transgender/ABDL/BDSM Pride Stuff
• Ghosts
• Glitter
• Glow in the Dark
• Good Quotes
• Grey
• Gummy Candy
• Halloween
• Handmade things with my name on them
• Hopjes [Dutch Candy!]
• Infinity Symbols
• Inline Skating
• Kuromi
• Lisa Frank
• Little Twin Stars
• Luigi [Mario's brother]
• Luna Moths
• Manatees
• Marilyn Monroe
• Monster High
• Moons
• Night Skies
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• Peanut Butter
• Peter Pan
• Pin-Up Girls
• Pink Hana
• Pistols
• Portland/Oregon Stuff
• Postcards
• Princess Peach
• Rain
• Rainbows
• Red
• Roller Derby
• Rugrats
• Running
• Shopping
• Silly Postcards
• Silver
• Skeletons
• Sparkle
• Spiders
• Stars
• Stickers
• Stroopwaffels [Dutch Sweet]
• Sugar Cookies
• Sushi
• Summer
• Sunflower Seeds
• Sunrises
• Sunsets
• Superman
• TastyKakes
• The Simpsons
• Tinkerbell
• Toad [Mario games]
• Trees
• Twilight [Both the books/movies and the time of day]
• Umbrellas
• Waterfalls
• Watermelon
• Water Towers
• Weeping Willows
• Yoshi
• University of Texas
• Austin, Texas
• University of Texas at Austin Tower
• Reddit/Reddit Alien Snoo
• Mail/Mailbox/Envelope/Save USPS
• Reddit
• Airplanes truly delight me.

• Blank Address Labels
• Business Envelopes
• Candy or Food from the States
• Cigarette Coupons
• Flat 6x9s and 9x11s.
• Padded 6x9s, 8x11s, and 10x15s
• Printed Address Labels [Black and White]
• Priority Flat Rate Envelopes [Padded and Legal]
• Simple Stickers that will fit on an address label
• Sweepstakes Lists
• Tea [I only have one type at this time, but I'd love to send you two, if you also have morning tea with your favourite person. This is one of my most favourite times of day with my lady, Elizabeth - @pavementwriter ]
• Pins - Pride [including pins for allies & parents!], Halloween, cute bugs Arkansas Razorbacks..
• Scented Pens with Multiple Colors, Scented Markers - pick a color!
• Tobacco Coupons
• Rubber Stamps
• Cute Hair Clips
• Mechanical Pencils, Cute Erasers

• Unused FOREVER OR INTERNATIONAL OR POSTCARD OR Additional Ounce Stamps - ESPECIALLY the Halloween ones!!! 💖
• Washi/Deco Tape - (Use my profile for ideas. IN MY MOST IDEAL LIFE, a washi sample should be 18 inches+/45 centimeters+ for my specific crafting purposes. I do have samples AND full rolls to trade. If you'd like to trade washi, let me know if you'd like it wrapped or flat.
• If anyone makes custom stickers/vinyl, I'd love: #TeamE, #TeamD, Dane Loves Elizabeth, Elizabeth Loves Dane, Elizabeth, Dane, Stay Sexy and Don't Get Murdered, Reality's Cancelled!, GauntletScars, Save the USPS, TakeHimAway, Keep The Blue Side Up, Green Lights & Blue Skies, CAVU.. [Colors: Blue/Grey/Black/Silver/Red/Teal/Purple. I would love a sticker with my twin's name, Suzy, in yellow too!]
• Playing Cards for Washi Samples [UGLY ONES - I do not collect playing cards or anything like that, and they'll just be used to wrap tapes.]
• Colorful Address Labels from my interests
• Full page sheet protectors, 9 pocket baseball card sheets, slide holder sheets, coin holder sheets, anything I can use to store stickers in that won't damage them.
• State Magnets [I collect magnets, and sadly, don't have any cute ones anymore after many moves.]
• Mental Health/GLBT/Autism/Self Care Stickers or Tapes from Michaels

• Turnpike Troubadors
• Ashley McBryde- Casey Donahue Band
• Chris Knight
• Eli Young Band
• Eric Church
• Lady Antebellum
• Lost Trailers
• Love and Theft
• Martina McBride

• Sugarland

• Every time you think you got it bad, You can find someone who's got it worse. All the things you take for granted now, They started out as blessings first. If you got someone who loves you, And a steady job that puts food on the table. If you're strong and able, Man, be grateful. - Be Grateful by The Farm

• Bones
• Breaking Bad
• Criminal Minds
• Dexter
• Eureka
• Hart of Dixie
• In Plain Sight
• Leverage
• Numb3rs
• Pretty Little Liars
• Rescue Me
• Revenge
• Rizzoli and Isles
• The Finder
• Touch
• Warehouse 13!!!
• Arthur
• Recess
• Hey Arnold
• Bernstein Bears

• Plants/Floral/Succulents [I have a brown thumb, and just not into this. I like NATURE, yes, but by that I mean landscapes, mountains, scenery [NOT OF FLOWERS OR PLANTS, THANKS!], trails, vistas, that sort of thing. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, stop sending me plant stuff!!!]

• I put all of my postcards in a 4x6 photo album or on my wall. I don't send them naked. I don't have any postcard stamps.

• Angry Birds

• Apple Flavoured Candy
• Black Licorice
• Brown [I didn't think anyone liked brown, but someone on here said their most favourite color was brown, so.. yeah, no brown, thanks.]
• CAFFEINE!
• Cashews
• Cherry FLAVOURED Candy
• Cinnamon
• Coconut
• Comedies
• Family Guy
• Gold is basically the same thing as yellow, which I think is the ugliest color of them all.
• Happy Bunny
• Hunting
• Lemon
• Mango
• Mint [unless it's with chocolate]
• Mudding
• Nascar
• Pineapple
• Religious Things [Aside from new-agey, metaphysical, Pagan stuff]
• Spongebob Squarepants
• SPORTS!
• Spearmint
• Wintergreen
• Yellow
• Minions
• Brown
• Black Pepper
• Deadpool
• Llamas, Narwals, Koloas, Sloths (my lady does like sloths, so maybe something CUTE I can use on letters to her, that would be okay!), Fruit with Faces, dumb trendy animals.. [PLEASE stop sending me llamas!]
• Mustaches, Bowties..

• NOTHING SCENTED EVER.

• NO PLANTS EVER, thank you.

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