Totally Inappropriate PC Swap #14

For this swap, you'll send one inappropriate postcard to one partner, naked and stamped. Making this regional due to both postal prices and mailing delays, but feel free to make an international version.

Requirements aside from the theme:
● Send something you would like, as in not smudged, torn, or otherwise damaged or not sturdy.
● Content of the note is sender's choice.
● Zazzle or anything store bought or professionally printed are allowed. Handmade are now allowed, just make sure it's well done (no sticker slapping; one or two is fine, but no hasty artwork. Make sure it's something you'd love to receive yourself! Please adhere items well and no loose glitter please).

Inappropriate themes can include sexual themes, nudity/risque, swear words, drugs, dark humor, or sacrilegious themes. Please avoid racism, homophobia, ableism, or other discrimination or depictions of cruelty to children or animals. The goal is to keep this group fun and filthy, not ignorant. Pornographic selfies not allowed, thanks. :P