Newbie Friendly- Profile Joke #1

Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs

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Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.

Breaking a leg during an audition… Ensures that you end up in the cast.

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.

What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.

My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.

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My favorite winter food is my grandmothers chicken n’ dumplings. For the holidays I also love apple pie.

On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. Newbie Friendly Profile Joke #1

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Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

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My wife told me to a take a spider out instead of killing it. We got a couple drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

-Eva

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Newbie Friendly - Profile Hello #10

Hello There!

My name is Kaylee. I'm an elementary school teacher. We have a lot in common! I love the Walking Dead, I watch it with my boyfriend all the time! I collect postcards as well!

Best Regards, Kaylee

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