None of that. It was all tossed.

I just finished an 11 page letter to you. It's on kawaii letter paper, so it's not as long as it sounds, but it's still pretty long. I needed to vent and now I feel better. It will go out Monday at the latest as I need to get it weighed properly because the envelope is awfully thick. I just don't feel like gracing their presence at the post office today. lol

How rude am I? I was so excited that I forgot to say thank you. Thank you bunches!!!

I got my prezzies from you in the mail today along with your letter. Looks like I'm going to be busy doing my nails! lol I shall write back soon. Love ya!

I can get some butter for you. :)

Your gardener better have big jugs or a hockey stick. That's all I'm saying. xoxo

...I invited you over. Time to cut the grass again so chop, chop! Shake a tailfeather, Turkey!!

I don't know, you didn't come and cut my grass!! Oh, all right. I love ya sweetie!!!

Glad I made you laugh! Here's another one for you. ;o)

"My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry".

So I threw a coconut at his face.