Hi Minna! My favorite Christmas movie is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Have you seen it? It is so funny and really gets me in the Christmas spirit! Merry Christmas!
Sharon (SharMarie513)
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Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an audition…
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”
“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”
He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
A police officer stops a car.
Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”
Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”
Officer: “At home?”
Driver: “No, to do it.”
A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.???
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Hi Minna! My favorite Christmas movie is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Have you seen it? It is so funny and really gets me in the Christmas spirit! Merry Christmas! Sharon (SharMarie513)
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Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an audition… Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.
What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
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A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We got a couple drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.???
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