Bitty1

Herrow ebberybiddy!

As of today, November 6th, I am having serious doubts as to my belonging here with such true artists. I'm just an old gal playing around...soooo, after I have fulfilled my current swaps I'll be moving on. Maybe after the first of the year I can give it another try. I'll see. Thank you to all of the fantastic artists who have put up with my nonsense. You've truly meant the world to me.

I am bitty. I am old and live with my beautiful one-eyed baby boy kitteh, BayBay. I'm pretty harmless but despise liars, cheats and cruel people.

I'm still pretty new here but have found that people on this site are gracious, kind, fun loving types who are talented beyond belief. The psychotic losers who try to cheat people by fraudulous means are thankfully few and far between. I wish them into the cornfield with glee.

The flip side of this is that I am genuine in my excitement for the beautifully creative swaps that I receive. If I'm happy, I want you to be happy with my response to you.

Non smoker. I do recycle so don't be surprised if your swap shows up in an old cottage cheese container or a hemorrhoid cream box. Having a limited budget, I do what I can with what I've got. With that in mind, I only join swaps in the USA. I ain't nothin' fancy but will promise to do my best to make you schtuff that will make you smile!

And now, the list begins.

I like

Fall colors

Steampunk/Tim-Jim Holtz vintage/birds/kittehs/quilting/coffee/teas/small glass paperweights/ jewelry making (no plastics)/ATCs/cotton fabrics and thread especially batiks/old jewelry and clock parts/washi tapes/small Yankee candles/old pieces of cutter quilts, laces, buttons/miniatures/small handmade Christmas ornies/small paper punches/tiny stickers for my day planner/gel pens in any color/small rubber stamps and good grief are you still reading this mess?

Here's the deal with my mail delivery. I have no idea what's going on with my mail delivery and I suspect my p o has no idea either. I promise you that as soon as I have your wonderful swaps grasped tightly in my old wrinkled claws I will rate you. Please rate me too so I won't think of you as a lazy ass schmuck. Ha! Being old entitles you to say that sort of thing. And mean it.

After receiving a big po sorting box on my doorstep with a buttload of mail inside I went to have a come-to-bitty meeting with my favorite po clerk. Some of the mystery about my mail delivery has been solved. Seems that that tracking nonsense is a bunch of hooey. Unless you have a package that demands your signature, that package that you're waiting for can be checked into your local po on Monday and can be delivered whenever your route carrier feels like getting it to you. That way the po shows that it got to your town but good luck claiming that they lollygagged about getting it to your door. So it can show as delivered but it only means to your po not to you. Ain't that freaking fantastic. Cover their own butt they are.

-insert huge hairy eye roll here-

I fight authority, authority always wins.

If you need any more fascinating info about me just ask.

I love life! Please love life, too! It's the only one you have.

bitty