nadagenovefa

This just about sums up who I am right now :)

Who am I? I am a surprise I don’t have eyes I’m wrapped in plastic I am fantastic I could be red But I’m not dead I could be blue Bluer than you I could be pink But I don’t think Make up your mind I’m not hard to find You could me in a Milk Bar Or eat me in the car I do not walk I do not talk But most of all I don’t taste like pork I am not shy I do not cry I will never let out a wimpy sigh I find myself covered in spit Then fall into a bottomless pit Serena Williams likes my taste But doesn’t like tomato paste Do not be scared of me All I want to be is free I am very nice I don’t taste like rice You can’t cut me into a slice I’m filled with sugar But don’t think I’m a booger Do not fear I don’t taste like beer But when I’m around everyone will cheer People will stop When they see me in the shop You’ll buy me five times over Like I’m a four leaf clover People say I rock But I don’t smell like a sock You might say I’m food But I’m never in a bad mood I might ask Sam Who I am He might say “What?” And tell me who I’m not.

By Chazz