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Hell0Z0mbie

Hell0Z0mbie
Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: July 27, 2021
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
Custom Littlest Pet Shop IG

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).

My current top wishlist item is Littlest Pet Shop toys or related items like doll accessories or small props. My latest craft obsession is modifying, painting, and photographing LPS customs. I'd be thrilled to trade for LPS toys or random small items to use in my pictures. If you happen have this type of thing you don't want, DM me for a private swap! :D

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
xXx

Favorite Television

Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Vikings
Walking Dead
Xena

Favorite Music

Aerosmith
Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Megan Thee Stallion
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Saweetie
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Dune
Hench
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Alteryx (amazing data program - I'm obsessed!)
Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Littlest Pet Shop
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor, Blissey, level 47
Purple
Rainbow
Spreadsheets
Zentangles

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I actually prefer homer/last page decos to keep my pile manageable, unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Littlest Pet Shop
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey/Happiny)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD

Ratings

RiverTopanga rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ 7/21~ USA on Jul 22, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Emma...fascinating HMPC you passed on to me! Only hope I can live up to the fabulous works everyone else has created! Thank you so much for the awesome pcs you sent as extras! French! Wow, will have to reach back to my high school days to translate...or cheat and send photos to my friend that has moved to France (currently stuck in UK due to COVID). πŸ™‚ Extra hearts to you ... πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ§‘πŸ’™β€πŸ’›
Response: Yay! Very glad you liked it! :)
5
rating
Comment: Fun, fun! Thank you!
teejlc rated for CPG Move Any Deco 04 - Global on Jul 15, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for the great deco and the pretty extras! I always love seeing your pages. Do you make your backgrounds with a Gelli plate? They are so pretty and so are your envelopes!
Response: Yeah I did the envelope and page with a gelli plate and then stencils I believe. I'm obsessed with gelli prints, they're so fun!
Vanna rated for International PenPals - Summer 2021 on Jul 14, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Working on a reply
ChrisAnne rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ 6/21~ USA on Jul 4, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Love the way this pc is coming together. Each one is so unique.
ccmmsu rated for CPG Move Any Deco 03 - Global on Jun 19, 2021
5
rating
Comment: This steampunk deco is going to be really fun to do. Your page is awesome!! Thanks for passing it on to me, for hosting, and for the postcards. Oh, and I LOVE the botanical beetle card, too. :)
Response: Glad you liked it! It's such a fun deco theme!
Steph80 rated for Bee ATCs - Newbie Friendly on Jun 11, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Hi Emma! Thank you so much for the gorgeous Bee ATC and matching coin, what a lovely surprise! And thank you for the cute extra stickers too 😊
5
rating
Comment: Great idea!
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for the ATCoins! They are lovely.
Response: you're welcome, glad you liked them
joppagirl rated for USA Last Page Deco - 5/2021 on May 25, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for the deco and the great vintage photos!
5
rating
Comment: Thanks Emma! Have a Happy day!
5
rating
Comment: These are lovely Thanks for helping me get started!! I have a few questions still and I am sending you a pm. Thank you cause this looks like alot of fun!
OrigamiGrace rated for CPG Move Any Deco 02 - Global on May 15, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for a fun swap!! So happy to have you hosting as well!!
Response: Yay! Yeah it's been great, you make it easy to host with all the work you do for CPG! :)
mariewilliams810 rated for Decos Only - 5/2021 on May 15, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for the cute decos and great extras!
Response: Glad you liked them! :)
SatisHuman rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ 5/21~ USA on May 14, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for passing on the PC! And wow, I can't say enough about the Alice cards you sent! They are my faves! Thanks so much!
Response: Glad you liked them! :)
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for passing along the sewing deco. And the extra vintage ephemera is fantastic! I can't wait to collage with them.
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it. :)
KaliOya rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ USA 4/2021 on May 9, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for passing along the collab postcard. I am also having lots of fun receiving them, adding my art and especially seeing others' art. Looking forward to sending this one home once I add to it:) Thank you for the great selectioin of stamps. Cannot wait to use them in my crafting! Happy swapping.
Response: Awesome, glad it arrived safe!
5
rating
Comment: Many thanks for passing along these decos. I am looking forward to adding my art to them. I like doing international deco swaps as well. I enjoy seeing where in the world the deco has been and the different art styles:) You are so sweet to send along the stickers! Really enjoying the beetle stickers:) Happy swapping.
Response: Glad that swap finally showed up! :)
5
rating
Comment: Loved both ATCs. You're so creative!
Response: Thanks! Glad you liked them. :)
jeka396 rated for FS ~ Decos ~ April on Apr 19, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Oooh you are right, the cover on this fall themed deco is just gorgeous, and your page was great too!!!! Funny, I have received a number of fall themed decos over the last couple of months, but it is my favorite season, so it has been great! Thanks for the extras too - all of it will be used. Maybe the painted paper will be used as a background for a deco page.πŸ€ͺ. The paper flowers are perfect, I love using them to add to deco pages...add some dimension without being bulky in the mail :). And well, I always enjoy stickers!!
Response: Yay! Glad it arrived safe :)

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 665 211 226
Completed Fives Threes Ones
588 729 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
19 65 432 72
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Comments

bigmamabird on Jul 22, 2021:

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes, Emma!

OrigamiGrace on Jul 20, 2021:

hello

Hope you are having a great day!
Just popping in to say hi!!

gingerbee on Jul 10, 2021:

Thank you so much for the angel letter for the missing PenPal swap! The fact that you followed up on this as the host was awesome! I will pen you a letter back soon.

MiRdLHWY43 on Jul 9, 2021:

Thank you for the lovely lady added to silent movies for me. I absolutely love it! πŸ’œ

joybells2426 on Jun 19, 2021:

Thank you for your addition to the Best Wishes deco! What a lovely surprise! I’m so lucky to have arty friends! I love it!

stephiedee on Jun 6, 2021:

Thank you for the ATC sent with the deco - it's great! I always love seeing mail from you in my mail box. πŸ’

jeka396 on May 25, 2021:

Thanks so much for the Germany last page deco. Time to work it and send it off ASAP! Hurrah for getting a deco home to its owner!

savannahjan on May 19, 2021:

I Feel Like Writing Tag... Thanks for your letter! I really enjoyed you comparing Zentangling to Programming. I can see how you drew that correlation. :) I LOVE how you decorated the envelope. So fun! :)

joybells2426 on May 14, 2021:

You’re welcome for the page in your butterfly deco! The butterfly is a die I ran through my big shot machine.

HippieChick on May 7, 2021:

Thank you for the birthday ATC! It made my day! I always love seeing a colourful envie in my post box from you. :)

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