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EDIT 05/28: I've been offline for nearly two months due to work commitments which were more prolonged than expected: I've been away from home and I could only access on internet through data connection on the mobile-phone. Then its browser didn't let me access to Swap-bot 'cause it doesn't load the logi-in module so that's why I didn't been able to access all this time, nor even from home 'cause I'm moving to London. Just want to rectify that I'M NOT HERE TO JOKE ANYONE, I'm going to fix every swap in which I'm late and rate everyone who has sent me something, then I'll take distances from this activity till I'll be properly arranged in the new city. I humbly apologize to all those who have been waiting to hear me all this time.

My name's Serena and I live in the suburbs of Milan (North Italy). I'm 18 y/o but I get interested to swap's activities when I was 14. I studied for two years in a linguistic high school (in addition to Italian I speak English and a bit of German & French) then I've changed school to become an hairstylist and make up artist so... here I am!

I've got a lot of dreams I believe in, some of them came true thanks to my perseverance and this is my way to live. I don't care what people say about me, I believe in myself and in what can I do, so fuck the rest.

I know I haven't a good character but at the end I'm still a good person, I like to meet new cultures and opportunities but at the most I love to know people's stories. I'm the most strange person in the world and it's also reflected outwardly, but I'm really really social and a good friend with who deserves.

My hobbies are primarily concerts, photography, fashion and tattooing.

I think it's important to say that I swap to give something of me and especially to make someone happy. It's a true way to build friendship and this method can be used all around the world: is there something better?

Colours: red, black & gold. I'm fucking in love with leopard print. Seasons: winter and autumn. Animals: cats, owls (my favourite one is the Burrowing Owl) & pandas. Foods: vanilla, white chocolate chips cookies, Raffaello's, chocolate (read my likes below), mou candies, Chupa Chups', stroopwafels, chewin-gum, waffels and fruit. Drinks: tea, alcohol, red bull, cappuccino.

✔ Strange and stylish things to wear: bows, comfy scarves, big belts, hair accessories, vintage jewelry, fake fur and much more.

✔ Clothing: every kind/colour/print/fabric/ of leggings, pantyhose, long and large knitwear with prints, short dresses, stylish playsuits, high heels.

✔ Make up: brushes, fake eyelashes -I always finish their glue!, strange lipstick colours, nail polishes, lipbalms, peach blushes and unique things to try.

✔ Beauty: soaps, face packs, parfumes, sponges, travel's products, sleeping-eye masks.

✔ Collections: rings (to wear: my size is EU 17), candles, CDs of my fav artists, books postcards magnets, lighters, Marlboro's all-around-the-world cigarettes, temporary tattoos, phone covers/cases (Iphone 5) & utilities of every genre.

I also love: pin-up's style, peluches, wallets and pochettes, pictures and posters, bright and bold colours, travels, fashion magazines, jewelry boxes, stylish shopping bags, pearls, diaries, concert/movie tickets, pens, coupons (please verify they're valid in Italy) and all the bag objects!

I've always been a bit squeamish about trying new things but my love for tea wins against everything else. So, my favourite one will always be peach tea, but you can send me whatever you want except the flavors I really don't like or which I'm allergic to (you can find them below) and these ones: chai, rosemary, violets, cinnamon, fennel, blueberry, currant and ginger. I also love relaxing herbal teas and I don't like too much orange and mint tea.

I'm in love with white chocolate. I eat all kinds, but my favorite is the one with the nuts. I also love it combined with coconut, almonds or cereals (no Muesli please). The only one I rarely eat is from Nestlé 'cause it's too sweet for me.

I also like milk chocolate preferably combined with white chocolate, biscuit (no wafer please!), caramel or cereals (also here no Muesli). My favourite one is Milka.

My favorite chocolates are Lindor balls from Lindt.

I hate chocolate with fruit, such as citrus, strawberries or pears: it makes me sick. Just like dark chocolate, coffee chocolate or spiced chocolate, so please don't send these ones or I'll throw them away 'cause no one eats them in my home.

I don't have a favourite kind of music, but in the last three years I got addicted to rap, hip-hop & reggae. My favourite artists are: Tokio Hotel, Emis Killa, Rihanna. But I also love Madonna, Lady Gaga, 30 Seconds to Mars, Inna, Maroon 5, The Script, Eminem, Entics, Marracash, Fedez, etc. ↘ ASK ME TO KNOW MORE.

I don't consider the writing an hobby 'cause it's merely a key point of my life. Words are the basis of everything: it doesn't matter if they're written on paper or in your soul.

So I write, I write a lot, at any hour of the day on any subject, and being also a relentless reader I adore to browse other artists' words. I breath them and then I steal their midpoint expanding my database which we commonly call "dictionary" or "culture".

There are persons for whom words are never enough, and I'm one of them.

• Harry Potter Time Turner Sticker Kit (Running Press Mega Mini Kits)
• Owl things
• Iphone 5 covers
• Studs, spikes, sequins, BIG gold & silver beads
• Sharpies, gold safety-pins, decotapes
• Letter sets (also handmade)
• Temporary Tattoos (especially roses)
• Skull's jewellery
• Big brooches (also handmade)
• Leopard print fake fur Boot Slippers
• Sample of "Wood" for Him by DSQUARED2
• "Sex Bomb" Bath Bomb by LUSH
• "Ruby Red Slippers" Bubble Bar by LUSH
• "Vanilla Fountain" Bath Bomb by LUSH
• "NAKED2" Eyeshadow Palette by Urban Decay

• I'm animalist, so I refuse everything violates their rights.
• I'm atheist so don't send me any religious gadget or reference to that.
• I'm scared of every insect, arachnid, reptile and I'm also allergic at some of them, so please keep them away from me.

PLEASE DON'T SEND

✘ Food: citrus fruits, dark chocolate, honey, pear, wafers, chai tea, rosemary, violets, cinnamon, fennel, blueberry, currant, ginger

✘ Clothing: classic t-shirts, suits, ties, sporting bags, mocassins, jeans, denim, trousers

✘ Music: Classic, Metal, Jazz

✘ Also: extra-coloured things, feathers, african art, alarm clocks, legos, faires, dolls, figurines, toys, and tribal tattoos

I'M ALLERGIC TO

✘ Apples ✘ Kiwis ✘ Sun -so please don't send me any tanning products!

I've got a really sensitive skin, so keep attention before you buy something too aggressive. Also my hair are delicate & they're so dry, broken and brittle.

I'm 1 meter and 79 centimeters (5,8 feet/10 & 1/2 inches) tall so save this informations if you're going to send me something to wear.

MY SIZES ARE

• Bra (EU 95)
• Thong (EU M)
• Shorts (EU S/M)
• Dress & Knitwear (EU L)
• Leggings/Pantyhose -if is not only size- (EU L)
• Foot (EU 40.5 - 41)

Here there are the brands I use the most: L'Oréal, Garnier & Herbal Essence for the HAIR. Dove, Yves Rocher for the BODY. Yves Rocher, Nivea for the FACE and HANDS. Chanel N°5 by Chanel, J'Adore by C.Dior are my PARFUMES. I wear so many brands but I usually buy from H&M, Tally Weijl, Bershka, Pimkie, Bijou Brigitte and Accessories if I can't spend too much.

Italian post offices are very very slow and they also don't work as well as yours, so it may happen that delays may occur. I usually dispatch my packages on evenings, so they probably will leave only the next days (and if I send them on Fridays they'll leave only the next Monday).

I swap as much as I figure out how to deal with these problems, so please don't worry: you will ALWAYS receive something in which I put my full commitment.

I always send my swaps in time & I package them as well as to travel all around the world without risking any loss: so be patient and if you didn't received after a month and half PLEASE PM ME before rating me badly. I'm not here to be a flacker!

And what about me, I RATE as soon as I can -most of times in the exact moment I receive the swap- and I love to give hearts and stars to who deserves. I will always contact you before rating a 1 or a 3, then it's up to you to fix it!