Once upon a time an autistic princess went searching for a new place. A place of wonder where she could connect with other people. A place where happy things happened, more often then not. She finally found it in the Land of Swap-bot. The people there seemed friendly enough, and she enjoyed sending and receiving correspondence with the people there. She forged groups and joined clans, she finally felt like she had found exactly what she was looking for. But every once in awhile the evil villainous Vampire de Fun rears it’s ugly head and sucks the fun right out of the place. And valiant as she may be, the princess feels as though all she can do is lay her head down and cry. She was ready to pack up her things and go, when she turned her tear stain cheek and said “is there no light left to keep me here?” She awaits an answer from somewhere out there.

Last updated on: May 29, 2020

My name is Evan (I am a girl 🎀), and no, I do not think I am a princess. It just fit the story better than Autistic Weirdo. Which I am.

🏳️‍🌈♉️📝🔮🎥🍄🧣👩🏻‍🦯🦸🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻☦️🤬🎧📓🏰🐕‍🦺

Autistic Brave Curious Dreamer Eccentric Fairy Gracious Hellion Imaginative Joyful Kind Lonely Magical Native Optimistic Polymath Quirky Royal Synethete Tenacious Underestimated Vivacious Whimsical Xena Young Zealous

FACTS ABOUT ME

• I am autistic 🧠
• I am Native Alaskan ☃️
• I am demisexual/panromantic 🏳️‍🌈
• I am a polymath 👩🏻‍🏫
• I have synesthesia (auditory tactile) 🗣
• I have executive dysfunction 🗂
• I am legally blind 👩🏻‍🦯
• I belong to Mensa 👓
• I am married (Sept 13, 2020) 💍
• I have a chihuahua 🐕‍🦺
• I am an actress 🎭, writer 👩🏻‍💻 and perpetual unfinished project crafter 🧵
• I think orange and teal is the prettiest color combination 🦑🐬
• I eat cheerios everyday 🥣
• I drink Lemon Lime Koolaid (the green one) as often as I can 💚
• I am INFP 👉🏻👈🏻
• I am Slytherin 🐍
• My strongest Archetypes are Magical Child 🧚🏻‍♀️, Dreamer 👩🏼‍🚀 and Princess 👸🏻
• I collect 4 of ♥️ playing cards, Hotel 🧼Toiletries (shampoo, conditioner and soap), Keys (modern 🔑 and 🗝 skeleton) and miniature toys 🧸 (smaller than a quarter)
• I journal all day everyday in quad 📓 composition books (always welcome)
• I have a glue book that I save ephemeral bits from swaps in. 📒
• I play TTRPG 🎲 (like the one my husband wrote - see link above)

What I would love most

Anything MADE BY YOU. Any Artwork or Craft: ATCs, Handmade Jewelry, Handmade PCs, Paintings, Sketches, Paper Crafts, Crochet, Sewn, Knit, Stitched - If it is made by you, I WILL LOVE IT. Because it is unique and can’t just be found anywhere. Especially things with my name on them! ALSO - Mail Art!! Decorate your envelopes. Stickers, Washi, drawings, Painting! I love being just as excited to look at my mail as I am to open it.

Peter Pan

My whole life pretty much revolves around PETER PAN. It’s my special interest. When I was a little girl I struggled to make friends - I was a bit awkward, autistic, and we moved a lot. The book became my best friend (I have read it well over 150 times to date) and that fondness grew and grew. GOOD RULE OF THUMB: If it makes me (or you for that matter) think of Peter Pan or Neverland it is a winner!

ABC’s of Peter Pan that make me Happy!!

• ATC’s, Adventure, Aqua (Wendy)
• Books, Buttons (pin back type), Bookmarks
• Captain Hook, Crows, Candles
• Disney, Disneybounding accessories,
• Enchanted, ephemera with adventurous/ Peter Pan type words and things on it,
• Fairies, Flight (the ride at Disneyland)
• Great Ormond Street Hospital, Green (Pan), Green hat with embroidered red feather
• Hangman’s Tree, handmade ANYTHING
• Indian encampment
• Jolly Roger, journals,
• Kisses (Thimbles and Acorns)
• Lost boys
• Mermaids, Mori Girl, Movies, message in a bottle
• Neverland
• Ocean
• Peter Pan, Pan Flute, the Play, Pale Pink (Michael)
• Queens Gardens at Kensington Palace (Kensington Gardens)
• Red Feathers
• Second Star to the Right, Skull Rock, Smee, Stickers, Stationary, Shadow/silhouettes
• TOYS, Tick Tock Croc, Tinkerbell, Tiger Lily, Teddy Bears, Top Hats
• Umbrella
• Victorian era, Vintage Buttons
• Whimsy, Wendy Darling, Woodland animals and life
• X marks the spot (Treasure maps)
• Yarn made things, youth, things to keep me Young
• Zealous

Current Wishlist:

• Anything from the list above
• Amazon/etsy wishlist (link above)
• Anything with my name on it
• Button Bouquet Stems
• Forever stamps and postcard stamps
• Sunglasses
• Printed off (I don’t have a printer) pictures of Merida, Pocahontas, Sorcerer Mickey, and Bernard and Bianca (from the rescuers), Mice, Dinosaurs, cute Robots, and vintage rocket ships

🚫PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME PACKAGES WHERE EVERY SEAM IS TAPED SHUT. THESE ARE VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO OPEN AND CAUSE ME PANIC, AS I HAVE BROKE, CUT AND TORE ITEMS INSIDE TRYING TO GET INTO ENVELOPES. I UNDERSTAND IT IS REINFORCEMENT BUT THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY. (Like - leaving one corner available is super helpful)

🚫ALLERGIES: Walnuts (other nuts are okay)

🚫Diet: I am mostly gluten free, pescatarian and organic/whole food eater. I do have my vices which are listed above.

🚫Anything musty or smoky smelling - it kills my senses and overwhelms me and goes in the garbage.

🚫 Please do not fold your art if you are sending me art. I want to be able to frame it or put it in my album. Thanks

🚫AUTISM SPEAKS anything - puzzle pieces, blue pieces especially. This organization is not supportive of actually autistic people. I don’t agree with their philosophy, nor do they speak for me. (Advocating moment)

🚫 Propaganda of any kind

• I am here for fun.
• This is a leisure activity for me. A get away from the normal monotony of life. If I have to stress over dates, ratings and hunting things down it is no longer fun. Then what is the point?
• I understand life happens, and there is a lot of uncertainty in our world right now. Please communicate with me. I expect the same understanding and patience in return.
• Once I state things are sent they are no longer in my control. I do not drive. I say things are sent when I hand them off. Either to the postbox in front of my house or to someone (friend or family) to drop at the post office.
• I do not check my ratings. Therefore I do not know if you have or have not received something I sent. So please message me if you have not received a swap.
• I rate once I have received a swap. If I have not rated you yet, I have NOT received your item.
• Once I rate someone I move the swap to archived. I do not check back in on it. So if you have not received an item please message me.
• I do not do drama or gossip. If I am faced with either I will walk away, and most likely block the people involved. This is NOT what I am here for.
• Being autistic I am very literal most of the time. So if you got a swap that doesn’t somehow meet the requirements, please let me know.