Swap-bot Time: January 25, 2020 8:18 am


Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: January 24, 2020
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. That's her in my profile picture. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and am interested in trading.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an athiest, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer.


  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest.


  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9


Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow


nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black


80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.


I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.



  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious


I'm very easy to please. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs


  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Comment: Received the PCs, will be happy to forward in the next round. Thank you!
Eulegirl rated for Not my STATE, Not my COUNTRY # 3 on Jan 20, 2020
Comment: Thanks for the card. Your kitties have fun names! I love Lilith Fair music!
Tricia22 rated for Postcards: Cats - USA Only on Jan 20, 2020
Comment: Thank you, I have one cat Ally, she’s very high maintenance!!😹
fbresnah rated for Google Translate Postcard #3 US on Jan 20, 2020
Comment: Thanks so much for the PC! GT did a pretty good job!
Response: I was surprised too!
savannahsmiles4u rated for Fast Blind Swap 8 on Jan 18, 2020
Comment: Thank you!
SkaGirl rated for USA- Anything Goes Post Card on Jan 16, 2020
Comment: I love the postcard, thanks!!!
SimpleeAnne rated for Where to Start... on Jan 16, 2020
euniceq rated for Quiz Me! on Jan 14, 2020
Comment: Thanks for the fun quiz!
junemoon rated for Me from A to Z swap on Jan 14, 2020
Comment: Thanks for your prompt answers -- you didn't notice, I guess, that this is not an email swap, it's supposed to be "flat mail." However I'll assume you are used to doing email swaps and didn't read carefully.
Response: Totally my bad! So sorry!
Tuutis rated for Handmade Postalettes #4 on Jan 13, 2020
Comment: Thank you form such a cute postalette! I loved reading it.
monsbrick rated for Chunk O Cardboard - January 2020 on Jan 11, 2020
Comment: Yes to your holiday and days off message and what a cute card! I just love it!
redeemed rated for Chunk O Cardboard - January 2020 on Jan 10, 2020
Comment: I love all the gorgeous florals peeking from behind the playful kitties! Thank you.
euniceq rated for Eyes closed swap 27 on Jan 9, 2020
Comment: Thank you for the card! The bridge looks very nice. I hope you had a great Christmas!
armadillogal rated for New Post Card Swap on Jan 8, 2020
Comment: Thanks for the beautiful postcard!
Comment: Great job! Thank you ♪♫*¨*•.¸¸💌
Magenta3 rated for Fast Blind Swap 6 on Jan 6, 2020
Comment: Thanks.
Comment: I'd like to get more organized this year as well!
parakeetmails rated for Cat ATC Swap on Jan 3, 2020
Comment: Thank you :)
SkaGirl rated for Butt Ugly Post card swap 2019 on Jan 1, 2020
Comment: Thanks!
SkaGirl rated for Where I Live Letter Swap INTL on Jan 1, 2020
Comment: I loved learning a bit about where you live, thanks!!!

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nalaqueen on Jan 22, 2020:

Thank you for your lovely items for the send to the person above you tag

anicka22 on Jan 8, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely postcard and your message about tour eyebrows! ( for the postcard question tag)

anicka22 on Jan 8, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely postcards and your message about tour eyebrows!

Itti on Nov 20, 2019:

Hiya, I saw you like frogs and turtles so I sent you an invite to the Scales 'n' Tails group. Would be lovely to have you join us!

You can accept or decline your group invites from the groups tab in the top left. (Or you can go straight to the group link I posted above and click 'Join'.)

itsnobody on Nov 18, 2019:

Thank you for the cat items for the I Wish Tag!

pkpeace on Oct 23, 2019:

Thanks so much for the Take 2 Tag goodies! I received them today!

BusyBeeFamily on Aug 9, 2019:

I got your postcard from the Question Tag today. Thank you! I love to hear/read about people’s food experiences.

nancylee on Aug 3, 2019:

Deco profile Disney movies #3 Alice in Wonderland

Hi cat lady-you must have the Cheshire first

WhimsyEcoBug on Aug 2, 2019:

Alice in Wonderland profile Deco

Itti on Jul 2, 2019:

Hi! As a snake and turtle lover I thought the Scales 'n' Tails Swapbot group might be up your alley!

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