poonwugget

I LOVE PRIVATE TRADES!! GO AHEAD AND HIT ME UP

4/27/2017. I edited my profile today to reflect my current station in this life.

Mom of 2, Lucas is 21 and Charlotte is 15. I live in a small town in Indiana where I clean teeth 3 days a week. My job is ok in that I meet some nice people, but it's wrecking my back and can get pretty tedious. I'm a self taught hobby artist in my spare time. I'm not religious, but I'm not an avid atheist either.

You have to try really hard to offend me. My tastes lean toward blue humor and adult themes. I will love anything strange.

Sometimes I work slow. This is why I'm usually not signed up for a bunch of swaps. Muses are funny things, and mine likes to come and go. If we do a private trade together, I will ask for like a month to send it, but most of the time it gets sent quicker than that. Also, I usually don't join profile specific swaps because I like to have something finished before I commit to a group swap. It takes the pressure out of swapping.

I'm basically on this site to trade hobby art with other hobby artists. Mainly hand drawn or painted atcs, postcards and the like. I can appreciate artsy collage too, but I'm not really collecting scrapbook like things. Right now I really only work with colored pencils and ink, but I often daydream about doing other stuff. Sometimes I'll use paper mache for my halloween costumes.

I CANNOT TOLERATE ART SNOBBERY! Please know that I will never judge your stuff based on anything other than the amount of love that went into it.

I try to make things specific to a partners profile whenever I can. That being said, I am not at all bothered if you want to re-trade anything you get from me. I won't even be upset if it comes back to me.

Currently I'm listening to 60's and 70's stoner rock like Love, Sleep, Nobody's Children. Also weird stuff like the vasolines and neutral milk hotel. Perennial favorites include ween, cake, funkadelic (one time George Clinton kissed me!), de la soul, tribe called quest, the pixies, modest mouse, the ramones, and they might be giants.

American Horror Story, Fargo, Tim and Eric Awesome Show and Check it Out (!!!!my favorites!!!), Blunt Talk, Adventure Time and Regular Show, Better Call Saul ( if it ever comes back on...), Lots of adult swim stuff, and documentaries.

I do appreciate the kindness involved with extra stuff, but I don't really need extra things. Unless it's more art from you.....I will love and cherish that. Otherwise, I will probably just pass it along to another swapper. Some exceptions are....

blank white atcs or postcards

Mail art (love it!)

Home made stickers and envelopes

crazy weird stickers or images

And if you're wealthy and generous, I can always use prismacolor pencils and fine tip pens (.005 to.8)

Since I just draw all my stuff, I don't have a ton of things sitting around to send to you either. Most of the extras I send are just more art.

So far I've sent every time. Chances are, barring some sort of calamity, I will send your swap. Please contact me if you didn't get something and I'll resend it.

I like anything you put time into, but especially hand drawn or painted stuff. Some favorite themes...robots, aliens and space stuff, funny cards, adult themes (sex drugs and rock and roll), monsters cute and horrible, freaks,anything really gory or gross, puns that make me laugh, out of place animals, portraits (especially of ugly people or people who aren't quite right), all things apocalyptic, and anything unexpected.

I DISLIKE preachy religious things, including environmentally preachy things. I just don't want to be preached at I guess. Also, I hate precious moments or Disney things things unless they're altered in an unflattering way.

So far I've been pretty lucky, so there's only one.

Thanks @stephiedee for angeling the weird mixed media art swap with the super cool girly box. You're a freaking rock star!!