Swap-bot Time: November 16, 2019 1:50 pm


Date Joined: June 24, 2008
Last Online: November 16, 2019
Birthday: September 2
Country: United States

About Me

Fur baby mom, chemist, dog lover, science geek, user of profanities, gun owner, spunky, paper book reader, partnered up with a tattooed total bad ass, a self-proclaimed paper addict, and am an advocate of the federal legalization of cannabis.

I am here to have fun. I'm not easily offended. I actually get a kick out of the nude, rude, crude, perverted, vulgar, and dark humored. I enjoy the different, bizarre, weird, and totally inappropriate. However, I will not tolerate racism, homophobic language, religious pressure, bigotry, violence, or the rhetoric currently spewing from the White House or the idiot some call a president.

I obviously dislike the mistreatment towards animals, children, the disabled, and the elderly. I can't stand bullying, the greedy, irresponsible, negative spirits, the ungrateful, liars, bad drivers, and soul suckers.

I love your creativity!!

My last name is COFFIN, so if you have anything coffin related that you'd like to share, please feel free to do so! Thank you.


  • Juxtapoz, Hi Fructose, Giant Robot, Somerset Studios or Art Ltd Magazine Images/and or the magazine.

  • Vintage, Foreign book pages (preferably non-English)

  • Bookmarks! Freakin love'm. Just joined International Friends of Bookmarks. Yes, it's a thing. Don't judge.

  • Printed photos of cemeteries, trees, abandoned places, or libraries. The older the venue, the better.

  • Vintage Chemistry, Science, Sewing, library, and/or ephemera


(Below: Art of Eldar Zakirov)

  • DOGS!
  • Nature, trees, botanicals, mushrooms, mountains, rain
  • Spiders and spider webs
  • Macabre; coffins, cemeteries, headstones, hearses, morgue, mortuary, undertaker
  • Science! Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Meteorology
  • Periodic Tables of Elements, beakers, flasks, molecular structures
  • vintage typewriters, cameras, and photography
  • American Muscle Cars from the 60's & 70's

  • Albert Einstein & Abe Lincoln
  • vintage robots/rockets/space/science fiction
  • vintage black and white photos and postcards
  • Mid-Century, vintage, retro paper products, ads, themes, fashion, etc

Favorite Crafts


I love to get lost in my creativity. I like to try all forms of art. I like mixed media, handmade bookmarks & postcards, vintage ephemera, weathered book pages, embellishments, paper crafts, vintage black and white photos & postcards, good quality handmade things, paper & postcards in foreign languages, stitched paper crafts, card making supplies, ATCs, and junk journals. I love to upcycle and recreate. I reuse packaging when I can and I save creative envelopes to use in my junk journal.

I am interested in altered tins, flip books, zines but have not dabbled in them yet.


I'm not fond of social media, monkeys/apes (they totally creep me out), chocolate, Disney, coffee, clowns, cute/child stickers, smell of cigarette smoke, rodents, and snakes. Please do not send me anything religious or political unless swap specific.

I pledge to rate. Not rating is almost as bad as flaking, in my opinion. If you haven't received a rating from me, chances are, I haven't received it. Also, I check my ratings to track swap receipts. If you haven't rated me, I will contact you to ensure receipt of my swap.

Wall of Shame

This is mostly for my own reference:


@AquariusLady8886 (Megan) for Cardboard PC-Not Cereal or Cookie Box April 2019-Angeled by (Harmony) @CookieMomster78 August 2019-Thank you!!!

@Ansjas8987 (Amber) for Minimally Processed 'Found' Bookmark June 2019-NO Angel

@abcdefgxyz12367985 (Elizabeth) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel

@Jaimella (Jaimella) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel


ScrapHappyGabi rated for GREETING CARD - THANKSGIVING on Nov 16, 2019
Comment: Thank you! I love all of the goodies you tucked inside the card!! <3 Cannot wait to try these teas!! I have never had any of them so I am really excited!! Thank you Thank you!! have a LOVELY Thanksgiving!! xx Gabi ps - your envelope with Barbie Hosting Thanksgiving dinner on the back... Frickin awesome!!
Comment: Thanks for the awesome Thanksgiving card. I absolutely loved the "rooster" apron that Barbie is wearing. Very Cool! And the stamp you used?! SPOT.ON. Girl, you ROCK! xoxo ัผ โ˜•
goinjenny rated for Happy Thanksgiving Cards USA on Nov 15, 2019
Comment: Thank you
LadyJo rated for UHM: Fall Mail Art Swap on Nov 13, 2019
Comment: What a beautiful fall mail art you sent to me! I also like the flipbook, the Guest check and nice postcard of your state. I plan to put the envie in my collection. Thank you very much!
McAnaraks rated for Handmade postcard on Nov 13, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the beautiful multimedia handmade card. Can I ask what you used as a base for it? It is admirably firm!
Poeprincess rated for CPG Collage PC #3 - Global on Nov 12, 2019
Comment: Very niceโ€”Love the colors & composition of your creation. Thank you so much an inspiring swap!
Trinket rated for BTH: Mushroom ATC on Nov 11, 2019
Comment: I love your card, those little shiney mushrooms are so pretty. Thank you for this card.
vontakk rated for Quick Owl Themed Halloween Card on Nov 10, 2019
Comment: thanks for the nice bookmarksโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
carfra89 rated for WIYM: Junk Journal Supplies on Nov 8, 2019
Comment: This swap you sent is amazing!! Starting from the envelope, everything about it is so unique and beautiful! Everything you included, I didnโ€™t previously have. Thank you so much, Iโ€™m excited to include these items in my journals and crafts!! :D
Comment: Thank you!!
Magenta3 rated for 15 Old Book Pages on Nov 8, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the interesting assortment of pages.
toni rated for SITU Non-Touristy PC #2 on Nov 2, 2019
Comment: Love your little message and the great PC!
Babycakesxo rated for Happy Profile- Halloween on Oct 31, 2019
Comment: Thanks 4 the nice thick post card=) Hope ur kidneys r doing better....
Comment: Thank you - love the card and the extras. I have a new black kitten who looks just like the one on the card. I couldn't imagine why she was so interested in this piece of mail until I found the catnip!
Comment: LOVE the envie Angela! And the goodies inside too (dog notecard is adorable :) Thank you!
SilverD rated for USATC: Monthly ATC Swap - Body Parts on Oct 29, 2019
Comment: I certainly like it. Thank you for the backgrounds also. Such a fun swap. I just hope my partner isn't too creeped out by the cut off finger I'm sending...
Comment: Hi Angela! Thanks bunches for the ATC; hope to swap together again soon!
Spiritbiscuit rated for Happy Profile- Halloween on Oct 28, 2019
Comment: Thank you.

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Babycakesxo on Oct 31, 2019:


sarahdaydreams on Oct 23, 2019:

I think I have a profile crush. Seriously, woman. We have to swap or something! Happy Halloween ;)

skeleton surfing amazon

Happy Profile - Halloween

lemooon on Oct 23, 2019:

Hi! It's I painted a few days ago. I hope you like it!

swap name: Happy Profile- Halloween

crochetjunkie on Sep 28, 2019:

Thank you for the unexpected birthday card and goodies!!!

goinjenny on Sep 16, 2019:

IDreamOfAfrica on Sep 11, 2019:


Birthday Twin ๐ŸŽ‚

thisismeAXiD on Sep 3, 2019:

Happy birthday month

shellbede on Aug 26, 2019:

Hey! I just received an unexpected surprise - I had no idea you created a Seasonal Deco for me and it arrived in my mail today. Everyone who decorated a page did a wonderful job and the whole thing is gorgeous. You've made my week! Thank you dear!

goinjenny on Jun 21, 2019:

Wykyd on Jun 21, 2019:

Happy Summer Solstice, my friend!

Happy Summer Solstice!

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