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LowRain

LowRain
Date Joined: June 8, 2016
Last Online: December 27, 2020
Birthday: October 1
Country: United States

About Me

Ahh...welcome welcome. Come in come in...thank you for stopping by.

*****WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED SWAP-BOT TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

Yes- I was here before. Unfortunately, I had a family emergency happen and it took me a hot second to recover. Thankfully, we survived the lame pity party that followed and I would like to rejoin the masses. IF you'll have me. If you have any concerns, please just ask.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE REGULAR SWAP-BOT PROFILE.*****

Allow myself to introduce.....myself. My name is Lisa and I pee in the ocean. (also known to pee in pools buts that's neither here nor there...)

I say the cuss words. frequently.

*quick side-note: if you get any of the references I use, congratulations-we're now best friends. call me...

I enjoy the funny things in life. There was a time that I thought I was funny. But then I had a kid. Now I have a 7 year old replica of myself walking around and let me tell ya.... smart-ass remarks are funny...but not when they come from someone's mouth who's not even 4 ft tall.

I used to think I was cool until that small walking mirror proved otherwise.

I don't like kids.

My way of communicating with people is with sarcasm, cheesy jokes, and endlessly quoting movies. Cheesy movies at that. I think I'm clever and have great comedic timing, but others tend to think I'm a jackass who's rude. They are of course, incorrect, but I'm all for people having opinions. [wink].

people without common sense are scary to me.

also-- if you don't know the words to the song "Gangstas Paradise".... I have no idea what you're doing with your life.

oh...and this might just be the whiskey talking, but I really love whiskey.

useless facts for the day: babies are born without kneecaps. bears don't poop during hibernation.

Moving along....

THUMBS UP:

I LIKE:

  • anything and everything weird

  • crude and offensive humor

  • weird stickers

  • organizing things. I mean seriously-- anything organization oriented. I organize ALL THE THINGS.

  • tactical everything. knifes. flashlights. knife shaped like credit card with a built in flashlight that can open a wine bottle and start your car. because tactical rhymes with practical.

  • booze.

  • solar dancing toys. Don't judge me.

  • Betty White is my spirit animal and The Golden Girls are my squad goals.

  • 80's movies.

  • 80's movies with Chevy Chase in them. (If you've ever watched "Fletch", congratulations, we're now best friends. Call me.)

  • flowers. digging in the dirt.

  • I pay my kid with candy to rub my feet.

  • I'd rather be outside. Except when I'm inside.

  • booze.

  • vintage things.

  • retro things.

  • small yard decorations.

  • photography.

  • family guy.

  • archer.

  • old school Disney movies.

  • and some of the new ones my kid watches.

  • except frozen. I've seen that movie enough to want to shove a spoon in my eye.

  • the ocean.

  • sea glass. absolutely LOVE sea glass.

  • ocean inspired colors.

  • rainbows and anything colored in rainbow order.

  • teal / aqua / green minty colors.

  • tarot

  • crystals

  • wine.

  • cheese.

  • trivia cards/games/books.

  • if you have something, that every time you look at it you think "what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"......send it

THUMBS DOWN:

I DON'T LIKE:

  • spiders.

  • tea.

  • coffee.

  • zoos or any place like a zoo that has animals in pins/cages. There is absolutely nothing "natural" about the habitats those places force animals to live in. I think it's cruel to take an animal that's used to roaming the land and put them in a 10x12 pin.

  • don't even get me started on sea world. ever seen the movie BLACKFISH? I despise sea world.

  • cigarettes.

  • scary movies.

  • the thought of my kid driving.

  • sauerkraut. I mean--ewww.

  • kid boogers. (and really ALL things booger)

  • the new math they teach these kids

  • the old math they taught us.

  • mask

  • 2020

  • 2020

  • adulting

-kids

FINGERS CROSSED:

WISHLIST:

  • sea glass

-tarot

  • astrology related things

-crystals / gemstones

  • weird stickers

  • those cheesy books of funny/useless facts.

  • DIY catalogs / magazines (especially wood working)

  • kites

  • funny magnets

  • friendships bracelets. cause we're best friends now-remember?

  • winning lottery tickets

  • a live-in nanny

  • a chef

  • a pair of fuzzy dice for my rear-view mirror.

DISCLAIMER: if you send any items from this list, I will assume that you love me and have agreed that we are indeed best friends.

I GOT MANNERS YO:

I will always rate you. If I'm taking to long for you-remind me, please. The kid has not only stolen my energy, but also my memory. I think.
I don't know. I can't remember.
Hi, I'm Tom.

Before I go... the kid wanted me to share her dumbass joke with you....CUTE. I mean CUTE joke.

"why is the shirt yellow?
because it's not blue turtle!!!"

see. I told you. dumbass joke.

anyway-

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

Ratings

dancingtiger rated for 2×Surprise gifts. on Jul 1, 2019
1
rating
Comment: and no reply to my last msg..funny how the resend did not arrive either
supersquirrel rated for ATC - Free Themed #17 (USA) on Jun 23, 2019
1
rating
 
Belladonnalove rated for Whimsical Genital ATCs on Jun 18, 2019
1
rating
 
Onaki rated for ATC - Free Themed #15 (USA) on Jun 18, 2019
1
rating
Comment: 06/18/19: Hasn't clicked "sent" yet, nor did I receive an email stating this swap is going to be late. You're late on 2 of my swaps and 1 of another. I'll change the rating once I receive this card. You were online last on June 11th, 2019. (Swap was due to be mailed out at the ending of May - 2019.)
BluePixie rated for AAA- April Showers on May 8, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for everything, I especially loved the book inserts for the backs!
CheyanneB rated for AAA - Springtime on May 8, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for the beautiful ATC!
AmookIslandCreations rated for Book ATC on Apr 23, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for this beautiful book AC! I love the textures and the sewing! Thanks too for the extra ATC backs! Hugs from Alaska, Sherry
Response: you're welcome and THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!! Happy Swapping to you!!
Autist rated for Send Anything #67 on Apr 18, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you so much for the inserts!! I needed some new ones! So, perfect timing!! Thank you!!
Response: I'm glad you like them. I LOVE bullet journaling so I love any chance I get to add to someone's (hopefully useful) collection. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RATING AND HEART! Happy Swapping to you!
Zefaniya rated for Send Anything #67 on Apr 18, 2019
5
rating
Comment: So many cool things! LOVE the address labels! I kind of want to turn the cactus post-its into a bookmark. Thanks!
Response: I was hoping you'd like the labels! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RATING AND HEART!! Happy Swapping to you!
crochetjunkie rated for Send Anything #67 on Apr 17, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Oh em gee!! What a great package! I love all the “inappropriate” postcards!! They made me laugh. I got so tickled also by the case, grips and that yarn!! It’s all perfect! I’ve been wanting to get some grips for a while but could never find them. I’ve not tried this yarn, but I love the colors! And the case is perfect for my hooks. I was so tickled by what you sent that I didn’t realize you sent late until I got on here to rate you and got your message! Lmao! I’ve had packages where the postage came off or I forgot to put postage. I understand. Thank you for making my day with this!!!
Response: I am so so so happy you like them. I read that your hands can hurt and I thought they'd be perfect, but then I didn't know if they'd fit the hooks you already have. I hope they do and I hope they help! And that yarn was just so cute and soft...THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RATING AND HEART! Happy Swapping to you!
Lonestarchild rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 15, 2019
5
rating
Comment: EEK! So many fun papers to play with! Can't wait! And cool washi -- never seen in "cut-out" washi, so this is super fun! Thank you!
Response: I am SO SORRY that I am responding so late. I'm a forgetful rude ass. THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for the rating AND the heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
Poohtat rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 8, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for all the goodies! Love the address labels
Response: I am SO SORRY that I am responding so late. I'm a forgetful rude ass. THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for the rating AND the heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
crochetjunkie rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 4, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for the fun stuff!
Response: I am SO SORRY that I am responding so late. I'm a forgetful rude ass. THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for the rating AND the heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
soccer8s rated for Smile Mail on Jan 23, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Amazing goodies. Thank you.
Response: I am SO SORRY that I am responding so late. I'm a forgetful rude ass. You're very welcome. THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for the rating AND the heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
babypansy rated for Just Randomness on Jan 20, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Lovely, thank you!
Response: I am SO SORRY that I am responding so late. I'm a forgetful rude ass. THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH for the rating AND the heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
arimails rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 19, 2019
5
rating
Comment: 😍😍😍 this swap was so perfect, it was filled with everything I love! thank you so much for making this package extra special for me, the postcards were so pretty and all the Alice and Wonderland goodies are awesome. I have more ATCs for my collection now as well :)
Response: I'm so happy you liked everything! Happy Swapping to you!
Zefaniya rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 16, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for the assortment of goodies, that's a nice photo! :)
Response: I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much for the rating and heart!!
shellbee8 rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 14, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Everything you sent is so cute and I already am planning on using it in my next project! Thank you!
Response: Great! I'm glad you liked it!! Thank you so much for the rating and heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
montigneyrules rated for Smile Mail on Jan 14, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you. I did smile :)
Soapboxgirl rated for Smile Mail on Jan 12, 2019
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for all the wonderful goodies!!! The cat butt coin purse Rocked!!!! Thank you!!!!
Response: I was hoping you'd like the cat butts! lol Thank you very much for the rating and heart! Happy Swapping to you.

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Comments

OrigamiGrace on Apr 1, 2019:

From CPG!

fool

CurlyTea on Oct 1, 2018:


Happy Birthday!

lou on Oct 24, 2017:

Happy BIrthday Month from WIYM group!

Dsweeny on Sep 20, 2017:

Received Round Robin box today, thank you SO MUCH! Pretty doggone great stuff, and fun to do!

Dessie0416 on Sep 20, 2017:

I am glad you liked everything!

SilverD on Jul 21, 2017:

🍕 🌮 🍷 🍸 🍹 🍺 🌈 🧀 Putting emojis on my page and thought you might like these.

joppagirl on Jun 20, 2017:

Thanks for returning my deco!

wolfeagle on Oct 31, 2016:

HH

babedoll58 on Oct 22, 2016:

Ok, ok, just saw your comments😜still trying to navigate around this swap bot thing, yes, what type of travelers notebook do you have?? I do Netflix, making a murderer??? Will have to check it out, binge weekend to schedule..

LavenderSprinkles on Jul 20, 2016:

Wow, that journal made my day! Thank you so much! So very sweet of you. I love it so much. Very lovely!

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